“Love like a lesbian.” The woman speaking was cancer-corpse thin, with a smoldering stump of a cigarette clutched between red-lacquered nails. I have no idea what she meant, but these ZZZero cosplay photos will certainly leave you questioning your love life.
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Collecting ZZZero Cosplay Photos, Internet Advice, and Excuses
As a rule, writers are addicted to collecting writing advice. It’s sort of how weed heads can’t resist another novelty lighter or hand-made bong. Writing advice gives us writers an excuse to step away from real work, without feeling like we’re hemorrhaging productivity. It doesn’t matter if the advice sticks. Or if the counsel holds weight. We feel like better, smarter writers, no matter how idiotic the advice is. It’s a self-help hit, laced with dopamine.
And the internet is full of crap advice.
So then, how do you tell good advice from bad advice? How do you learn the difference between eternal wisdom and tips you should ditch as soon as they stop working for you?
Lesbian Lovers and Loaded Life Lessons
Lady Tar Lung’s advice sounded great, as we all — friends and friends of friends, some there transactionally — sat around the fire, drinking and talking bull. But I’m a geeky writer who works for a company specializing in sex toys from Japan. Most of those toys are for men. I’m not exactly swimming in horny lesbian role models. At least not real ones, anyway. Besides, I’m a married man. Her golden nugget had practical implications, and I had no way to vet her tip.
See, writing advice — and by extension, any advice on the internet, has to stand the “Boots Test.” Do those wise words still have value when you’re knee deep in life’s dung storm? Or, rather, if we’re talking writing advice, when you’ve put your ass in the chair and are writing?
Experience is the filter. Firsthand knowledge is the yardstick.
I’ll Stick to Covering ZZZero Cosplay
Eventually, I gave up trying to understand the sage’s wisdom. I went home, lit a scented candle, and cried on my wife’s shoulder. Then we made sweet, sweet non-penetrative love together.
On some nights, I still lie awake, wondering what that crazy lady meant.
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How about you? Do you ever regret following a piece of internet advice? Have you ever given bad advice solely to cause trouble? Tell us in the comments.
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