Some things are synonymous with weeb culture. Much like Big Macs and gunplay bring to mind the Good Ol’ US of A, seeing grown men complain about gachas is emblematic of anime fans. That’s not even a diss at anyone. I’m speaking from experience on this one. I spent hours glued to my phone when SIFAS was still around. And when that EOS (End of Service) hit, my mental health deteriorated faster than Satou in the final episodes of Happy Sugar Life. Luckily, there are plenty more gachas to bury oneself in, such as Blue Archive. It’s fun, and there’s a lot of kawaii waifus. It even got an anime adaptation by Yostar Pictures and Studio CANDY BOX. And, unlike my beloved SIFAS, Blue Archive has doujins galore! And we at J-List know our customers appreciate the canon Blue Archive material and the after-dark parodies. So, check out our must-have Blue Archive merch.
Blue Archive Stuff to Get Right Now!
Are you like me? Does the phrase “8 hours of sleep” fill you with dread? Is a good night’s sleep an untenable dream? Do we have the thing for you! The Good Smile Company Serika Plush is the perfect cure for insomnia during those long, restless nights. Best of all, this miracle cure is only $49.50! That’s a solid investment! Not only do you get a kawaii plushie, but you’d do yourself a favor by improving your health. How does that work? Well… the moment you snuggle with the Good Smile Company Serika Plush, you’ll instantly welcome sleep into your life. While I’m legally required to state the FDA has not approved this message, we all know home remedies work, so preorder her here.
If sleep isn’t a concern, maybe you want a show-off piece. Well, that’s why God gave us anime figures. And you’re in luck because we have the sensual Sunaookami Shiroko 1/7 Swimsuit Figure by Good Smile Company in stock! Based on an illustration by Mx23 and sculpted by Oka Masaki, the 9.8″ figure is a feast for the eyes as the skin-tight one-piece swimsuit elegantly shows off Shiroko’s body. Best of all, she’s only $160, but we only have one left in stock, so hurry up and get her before someone else does. And if you use the J-List Autumn sale discount code (AUTUMN10), all in-stock products are 10%, so you can get her a bit cheaper.
Are You Feeling Randy?
In the immortal words of Austin Powers, “Are you feeling randy?” We ask because we sure are! Randiness fuels much of J-List. Because we’d like to think you are. And we’d like to think you embrace the horny. If you do, then check out these Blue Archive doujins.
Love It One More by Circle Horizontal World (illustrated by Matanonki) focuses on Miyako and sensei’s hidden nakadashi adventures. This steamy 28-page piece of Blue Archive merch can be yours for $11.50 (minus that sweet 10% discount if you order it between now and September 28). Say you favor bustier girls, and Miyako doesn’t quite get your motor running. If that’s the case, the PACKAGING GIRL SERIES — Kirara doujin is the one for you. The devilish-looking, curvy, and drop-dead gorgeous Kirara takes center stage in this Circle Clochette offering. The 24-page doujin from illustrator MiguMigu Dokkoisho is available for $12.
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Speaking of busty waifus, maybe we could interest you in this gorgeously detailed GSC Wakamo (Swimsuit) 1/7 Figure. Featuring the heart-stopping Wakamo in a flowery bikini, the figure includes enough accessories to constitute a drowning hazard. The figure also has an exchangeable mask face plate, a wagasa (Japanese umbrella), and a long, flowing orchid-patterned robe. The figure (based on an illustration by Namyo and sculpted by Katou Manabu) is part of Good Smile Company’s 1/7 figure line. It stands at 10.6″, and you can pre-order it here for $260.
Of course, we have way more Blue Archive merch than we list here, so feel free to give our whole inventory a look. You might find something that suits you more than what we listed here. Have you not yet watched Blue Archive and are unsure where to find it? We have the Blu-ray, so feel free to pick up a copy. You can also check out the gacha, but it might be a more expensive option.
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