One Dick to Rule Them All is, despite the title, not a The Lord of the Rings hentai parody, but the English translation of legendary mangaka Shiwasu no Okina’s 2025 doujinshi Honkou No Zen Joshi Seito No Ue No Kuchi To Shita No Kuchi Wa Nakayoshi Houdai Datte Shitteru No Wa Ore Dake?!. The original title is quite a mouthful, not unlike the mouthfuls that new best-girl Komari Rindo effortlessly takes throughout this passionate but wholesome doujin.
What do you get when you combine Shiwasu no Okina’s gorgeous character designs with a license to have mind-blowing sex with the hottie in your reading club? You get the first part in a new multi-work series, complete with all the earnest lovemaking of virgins in heat. Let’s check out more of One Dick to Rule Them All by Shiwasu no Okina!
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JK Girls Are the Best!
The first 25 pages of One Dick to Rule Them All can be summed up by this early line from our delightfully cute first-year heroine, Komari: “You stare at girls because you genuinely love and appreciate us.” Our eyeless self-insert main character, Kimiyasu Ebira, is a second-year high school boy who sees every girl at his school as a sparkling, radiant beauty. This quote from his reading-club companion—and soon-to-be lover is a knowing nod to reader and character alike.
Shiwasu no Okina has been illustrating doujinshi since the late 1990s, covering a wide gamut of topics and properties, including parodies of K-ON! and Idolm@ster, amid dozens of his own one-shot doujins. Throughout his work, Shiwasu no Okina maintains a reverence for the beauty of young women, drawing them in an earnestly cute manner that evokes early-2000s drawing styles, even in his more recent work.
One Dick to Rule Them All is therefore oddly nostalgic, like you’re reading your first-ever doujin all over again. The translation team at J18 Publishing has done an incredible job capturing the unabashed horniness of a virgin boy. It nicely straddles the line between using “adult” language for sex and the clumsiness of actual teenagers.
One Dick to Rule Them All, and In the Storage Room Impregnate Them…
The central conceit of One Dick to Rule Them All involves a mysterious shrine beneath the school’s storage room. It supposedly allows Ebira to have sex with any girl he wants, using their “upper and lower mouths.” We say “supposedly” because this first volume is entirely dedicated to Ebira and Komari hooking up. Based on their chemistry before discovering the artifact, we suspect Komari wasn’t entirely opposed to Ebira anyway.
As we mentioned earlier, Shiwasu no Okina perfectly captures the awkward earnestness of lovemaking. There’s a vague supernatural element to the happenings, with floating love-hearts showing Komari’s “mouths” becoming more “in love” with Ebira. Still, none of it comes across as non-con “mind control.” That may or may not be a selling point depending on how you feel. We quite liked that Komari seems to enjoy the activities of her own accord, and that the magical element simply spurs her to agree to sex.
As expected from a master of the craft, One Dick to Rule Them All is excellently paced for an 85-page doujin. With roughly two-thirds dedicated to sex alone, it never feels repetitive or excessive. Instead, it rises and falls in waves, allowing the characters to enjoy each other’s bodies quite naturally. If you’re obsessed with all things JK and high school girl, like we are, this feels like a dream every high school boy has had more than once!
Should You Buy One Dick to Rule Them All?
When it comes to uncensored English doujinshi, you can never really have enough, especially where cute high school girls are involved. Owning a physical copy of any Shiwasu no Okina doujin is practically a rite of passage for a true hentai fan. One Dick to Rule Them All isn’t quite the harem adventure it promises, at least not in this first volume. But the earnest, arousing, and honestly enjoyable smut that arises from Ebira and Komari’s supernatural coupling is unmissable!
You can purchase the physical, uncensored copy of One Dick to Rule Them All from the J-List store. Are you also a fan of Shiwasu no Okina’s artwork? Let us know your thoughts on One Dick to Rule Them All in the comments, and as always, thanks for reading!
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