Can you imagine that we live in a world where some people believe that the earth is flat or that 5G gives you Space AIDS? Yet, what I find most outrageous is that some people think you can’t experience arousal from an inanimate object. Well. The Koakuma-chan Banma Niumu 1/7 figure is here to prove those people wrong. Part of Charm Premium’s 1/7 scale figure line, the Koakuma-chan figure is nothing short of a visual delight. Currently available as an in-stock item on the J-List website, the petite and sexy little devil will run you $230 (shipping not included). Best of all, you can display the beautifully detailed figure in two ways without extra accessories.
The Koakuma-chan Is Visual Splendor
The clothed version of the figure features Koakuma-chan suggestively sitting on a school desk with her uniform shirt rolled way up and striped thigh-highs. The fold in her shirt and bow tie are so immaculate you’d think it’s actual fabric. Her sexy purple side-tied panties perfectly complement the soft glow of her skin. Her slightly surprised expression is the added cherry of this figure.
If you look at sexy waifus and wonder why they have clothes on, you’re in luck! The Koakuma-chan figure includes cast-off clothing and an alternate nude torso. Don’t worry — her thigh-highs are still there (weebs of culture rejoice). And once the clothes are off, this figure is perfection. Koakuma-chan’s slender figure commands your attention, while her perfectly sized chest seems custom-made to fit in your hands. While her succubus wings and tail bring out the figure’s devilish side. They also let your imagination run wild. Imagine what you could do with them when you form the beast with two backs.
Why You Need to Buy This Figure
Not every figure can give you a two-for-one deal, but this one can, and that’s a solid reason to buy it. Plus, seeing a petite waifu naked is like getting a curly fry in your order of french fries. It’s an act of God meant to make you smile. If that’s not enough to convince you, and you happen to be reading this from the US, let me remind you that you’re in for a rough Thanksgiving. So, when your family starts complaining about politics, all you need to do is leave the table. Get your doujin-worthy Koakuma-chan figure, walk back into the kitchen, place her on the table, and T-Pose. Political infighting averted!
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