You’re reading a gift guide article on a page known for horniness, so chances are, you’re buying something for someone who loves the lewd. And when we think about anime with lewdable waifus and plenty of merch, few franchises come to mind as fast as Azur Lane! Historians applaud China for giving us paper, the printing press, and gunpowder. But cultured individuals know that their best contribution to humanity is thick and tight ship girls. And if you (or anyone you know) agrees with that sentiment, an Azur Lane figure needs stuffing under a Christmas tree.
AniGame’s Indomitable 1/6 Figure
Is there a gift as moving as giving someone a busty bishoujo maid? No, there’s not. Having a busty bishoujo maid solves about 70% of life’s problems. And if you part with $190 and get the Indomitable 1/6 scale Azur Lane figure (Ms. Motivationless Maid version), you too can solve 70% of your problems!
Much like the ship she’s modeled after, Indomitable is a stunning sight. With oppai so large that it would kill the dinosaurs if it fell from space, and sexy legs clad in white tights — how can she not be? AniGame cooked with this 10.6″ (27 cm) figure! Technically, this Azur Lane figure isn’t a cast-off piece. But you can remove her maid’s skirt and display Indomitable’s tight, sexy body! Her tights even have a cut-out piece that lets you see her stellar, shapely buttocks! And if that doesn’t scream “core memory Christmas gift,” I don’t know what will.
You can order this Azur Lane figure here.
MIMEYOI’s Bremerton 1/7 Figure — A Sport Azur Lane Figure
Sporty girls are all the rage! Or so I’m told. Despite regularly summiting 10,000-foot mountains for fun, I immediately go into cardiac arrest whenever I have to do any physical activity. But while I don’t enjoy being active myself, I do enjoy how toned sport girls look. I know I’m not the only person with that kink, and figure maker MIMEYOI knows that too. So they gave us the Bremerton 1/7 figure!
MIMEYOI gave us an ultra-detailed Azur Lane figure and the perfect Christmas gift. The dazzling sculpt is based on Bremerton’s Scorching Hot Training skin. Not only do we get a busty, sporty Bremerton, but we also get a figure whose base includes tennis equipment and a fence backdrop!
The figure’s pose offers a stunning upskirt, which gives us a peek at Bremerton’s THICK thighs and barely covered private parts. So lewd is the pose that even the manjuu next to Bremerton seems flustered. Sure, Santa may not reward perversion, but with this Azur Lane figure, you can! Order this 8.6” (22 cm) figure here.
Knead’s Dido 1/7 Light Armor Figure
Much like all things evolve to crab, all decent otaku Christmas gifts include busty maids. So how about a busty maid Azur Lane figure? This time it’s the knead Dido Light Armor version figure.
Featuring a stripped-down version (no gear, yes clothes) of the HMS Dido, this figure is as seductive as it is luxurious. In a past episode of My Awkward Senpai, a character remarked that there’s a kind of sexy you can’t see, and I’ve never agreed with something so much. Knead’s figure is safe for work, yet it’s eye candy. Dido’s clothes barely conceal her curvaceous body. Her chest tests her blouse like trying to get an S-ranked uma tests my will to live. It’s a monumental battle. Despite being a tame Azur Lane figure, Dido’s sex appeal is undeniable. And it’s that sex appeal that makes it the perfect Christmas gift!
This 1/7 scale, 7.6″ figure retails for $200; get it here.
Need Another Azur Lane Figure?
We have plenty more Azur Lane merch, so if what I’m plugging isn’t to your liking, follow the link to know more. Are you bummed that two of these figures won’t get you that sweet holiday sale discount? Fret not! We have loads of doujins that can nudge your total to that threshold. My favorites at the moment are Waves’s Sweet Time And Drippy Days (Amai Jikan to Shitataru Hibi). And the 440-page tome that’s Homunculus’s Hajirai Break x Renai Sample Complete Edition.
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