As a nihilist, there’s little I believe or find comfort in. Motivating myself to “chase greatness” is daunting when I know this little floating rock is meaningless. That doesn’t mean I don’t have things I thoroughly enjoy. The screaming of a fishing reel, a tsundere saying baka, a tasty meal, and hot waifus all put joy in my heart and a smile on my face. The more those things mix, the happier it makes me. So, it’s safe to say shows like Food Wars! turn me into a ball of positivity. Not only did it appeal to my gluttonous side, it appealed to my horny side. And if it also appealed to you, you’re the kind of person who would appreciate these FREEing Food Wars! Bikini Bunny Figures.
The haughty Erina Nakiri and the eternally curious Rindo Kobayashi take center stage with the FREEing Food Wars! Bikini Bunny Figures. Meticulously sculpted by master craftsman Kyoichi Kawamura, the figures are as alluring as the figurines are exciting.
FREEing Food Wars! Bikini Bunny Figures — Erina Nakiri
My heart goes doki-doki after seeing prim and proper ojou-sans embrace lewdness. It’s like hearing a tsundere be honest about her feelings. The juxtaposition of those two things causes a shiver down my spine. That shiver turns into a full-on twitch if they’re in a bunny outfit. God bless Zelda Barbour Wynn Valdes for inventing the bunny outfit.
Erina’s expression in this figure is to die for. That shy and reserved look only increases the appeal of the glossy black bunny bikini she’s wearing. This figure captures the feeling of getting into heaven, from the high heels and fishnet stocking to the bouncy ears. Many men have found themselves discussing what part of a waifu they like more. But that’s not me. I’m a greedy weeb, and I want it all. Luckily for me and anyone like me, this figure gives us everything. You will see such an awe-inspiring sight if you spin the figure around that even Neil Armstrong couldn’t comprehend that full moon.
The only downside to this figure is the nearly year-long wait time to receive it. The estimated shipping date is June 2025, and it will set you back a solid chunk of change since it retails at $340. But as Marc Rebillet says, “Look at that ass!” — and that alone should convince you to buy it. If you need slightly more encouragement, this 1/4 scale figure stands at 18.5 inches tall. Tempting, ain’t it? Wholeheartedly embrace that temptation and order your Erina Nakiri Food Wars! Bikini Bunny Figures here!
The Rindo Kobayashi Bikini Bunny Figure — Simply Sublime
One thought I always spend too much time on: “What did the people exploring the US think when they saw their first tornado?” It may initially sound insignificant, but if you take a moment to imagine being in that situation, you’ll understand it must have been an incredibly intense experience. I’ll never know that feeling. But I came close when I saw Rindo in this bikini bunny suit. I always thought a heart attack would be what takes me out of this life, and when I glimpsed the back of this figure, my heart raced so fast I almost saw the afterlife.
Rindo has always had a soft spot in my heart. Not only is she breathtaking, she has fangs! And do you know what goes well with fangs? Bunnies! You can ask Subaru about that. He knows what’s up. All jokes aside, Rindo is spectacular in this figure. This figure is “peak” from her provocative pose to the dark purple color of her bikini and its finger placement. Things like this figure are why aliens travel millions of light years to visit Earth. The US Air Force could drop a MOAB on Rindo’s bum, and it would bounce off it like a rubber ball hitting the floor. It’s what the youth of today call “THICC.”
Unfortunately, like Erina’s figure, it requires a considerable wait. The figure has an estimated shipping date of June 2025. But with cleavage like the Grand Canyon and a figure that snakes like the Alps, this figure is well worth waiting for. The 1/4 scale figure retails for $350 and stands (or leans over) at 16.5 inches. So, preorder your Rindo Kobayashi Food Wars! Bikini Bunny Figures here. She’s leaning down to show you something, but you should buy the figure to fully appreciate it.
What’s Food Wars! About?
With five TV anime seasons, 36 manga volumes, several OVAs, and video games, Shokugeki no Soma is one of the weebdom’s most loved ecchi anime. Yuuto Tsukuda wrote the manga, Yuki Morisaki provided the recipes, and Shun Saeki created the artwork. J.C. Staff animated all five seasons of the anime.
The story centers on Soma Yukihira, an aspiring chef who enrolls at the prestigious Tōtsuki Culinary Academy after the restaurant he worked with alongside his father closed down. However, with the academy’s notoriously high attrition rate, he faces a significant challenge — even more as he pursues his dream of becoming a chef who surpasses his talented father. With titillating scenes, nose-bleed-inducing scenarios, and the two best types of plots, this show is a must-watch for ecchi lovers. This show teaches you how to cook a couple of mouthwatering meals, which is always something to appreciate. If you’re already a fan, show your appreciation and preorder one (or both) of the Food Wars! Bikini Bunny Figures.
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