Perfect beauty Takane Takamine draws unremarkable Koushi Shirota into her sexy supernatural secret.
Episode 1 — “Become My Closet”
First Thoughts on Haite Kudasai, Takamine-san.
Where does Takane Takamine’s underwear go when it disappears? This isn’t like dryers eating socks. That fabric powers time travel! The infinite potential energy fueling horny teenagers’ dreams reverses entropy and defies the conservation of energy. Is there nothing skimpy panties can’t do? And what is Takane’s underwear budget in Haite Kudasai, Takamine-san? Wouldn’t her parents have noticed how much money she spends on unmentionables? That’s more than mentionable!
Hmm.
Takane Takamine has kept her time-rewinding ability secret for many years, which should explain how she knows its rules and exceptions. But how does she know that a person can notice when a time loop occurs if he sees her bare breasts? Has she rewound time to a period before a witness catches her? Does her family, who must have bathed her when she was younger, experience déjà vu like Koushi? These pretextual consequences of time travel plot devices irk me so. Thankfully, Haite Kudasai, Takamine-san distracts me with nipples and puffy crotch shots to stop sweating about the details.
However, I noticed one detail that hints at Takane’s motivation to force Koushi to put on her replacement undergarments instead of merely handing them over from a bag so she can dress herself. I don’t believe her when she says someone who knows her secret must slide her skivvies into place. At the end of the episode, she remarked how Koushi still acts like a gentleman. That bit of dialogue was for the benefit of both Koushi and the audience. But Haite Kudasai, Takamine-san had an earlier moment.
During Koushi’s self-introduction as a stereotypical background character, someone kept her eyes on him and his movements. His childhood schoolmate, Takane Takamine. The girl took advantage of the oddly intimate situation they shared by manipulating him into spending more time with her and feeling her up. She’s horny for Koushi! Her humiliation and domination fetishes solve her puzzle of overcoming the social pressure of keeping a high school goddess apart from a scrub. Haite Kudasai, Takamine-san is a John Hughes film (Sixteen Candles (1984), The Breakfast Club (1985), Pretty in Pink (1986)) with time travel and uncensored fanservice.
Heh.
Takane Takamine is at the top of the high school hierarchy. She is the most beautiful and athletic, has the highest test scores, and is the student body president. Koushi Shirota, on the other hand, is a background character his classmates usually forget. But he and Takane have always gone to the same schools. Wow! Flash forward to an incredibly sexual situation! And Takane liked it!
Har. The Haite Kudasai, Takamine-san episode title cards feature all the underwear she’ll use.
Koushi eats lunch in the gym storage room. This is how hentai starts out. Uh oh. Why is Takane taking off her clothes? No-bra fetish! Boo. Koushi refuses to peep. What a loser! Oh, wait. This moral restraint intends to attract admiration. As if. Loser! Takane came to change INTO her bra in a secluded location. Is she a pervert? Can we dare to hope?
Ha! Takane sits in the “main character seat” in the classroom. Oof. Koushi is happy with a 52 score. What’s the grading curve? Whoa. Little Miss Perfect No-Bra missed 100 percent! Aha. Here comes the objectionable content. Public indecency! Sci-fi, magic, or paranormal? Who cares? I’ll equate this part of Haite Kudasai, Takamine-san to a JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure stand.
Takamine-san’s Excellent Adventure
Time loop. This is The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya’s Endless Eight arc with nudity and butt cleavage. Koushi suffers déjà vu and a knowing look from Takane! How did his memory change? Oh? Why does the top of the high school pyramid instantly recognize Koushi? Ack. Takane’s voice turned dark after Koushi asked her about the 98-points incident. Gender reversal kabedon! Sharing memories of a temporal rewinding event has specifically particular conditions. My objections to these things are why I roll my eyes at JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: How do these guys know the names and rules of their powers as soon as they get them? Don’t peep at bare breasts, shonen, or you might have to touch underwear and delectable high school girl flesh. Imagine the guilt!
I like the Haite Kudasai, Takamine-san eye catches. They give you before and after scenes of stripping Takane.
Oh. Now I know why Koushi’s grades are at the bottom of the class. He is dumb. Instead of realizing that Takane deduced when her breasts were bare in the gym storage room, he thinks she put on a show for him. Har. Haite Kudasai, Takamine-san threw a head fake with the spilled water cliché. Takane rewound time so she would get wet! Okay. Takane wants Koushi’s hands on her! And we have Cock-Ball-Torture (CBT). Good luck, Koushi.
Takamine-san’s No-Pan Time Machine
How did Takane know her time-rewinding ability was this lengthy prosaic name? Does Haite Kudasai, Takamine-san exist in the same universe as Bungo Stray Dogs or JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure? “A maiden who has not been defiled… Eternal Virgin Road.” No wick dipping for you, Koushi. Takane rewinds time by taking off her underwear. Intent must matter during the process. What? How does she know that people who see her bare breasts remember the first timeline before she “corrects” it? I’ll stop overthinking things now for Haite Kudasai, Takamine-san.
Takane wants to be 100 percent and avoid minor mishaps. An embarrassingly traumatic pants-wetting accident in fifth grade was the spark that manifested her supernatural ability. I noticed that Koushi did not remember it. But she must carry spare skivvies to change into after her esoteric skill makes her bra or panties disappear. Takane proposes that Koushi be her closet so he can also act as a lookout. Likely story. Why would she ask him to help her change into her replacement lingerie? Kinky girl!
Uh oh. Koushi has morals, is uptight, or both. Takane knows how to turn that no into a yes. Straight-up blackmail in Haite Kudasai, Takamine-san! False accusations of sexual molestation, reputational damage, and jail time! Or say “yes” and touch Takane’s underwear whenever you want. Who’s rewarding whom here?
Back to the Future with Takamine-san’s Fancy Pants
Takane blows her clothing budget every week. Look at those fancy things! Oho. Takane has known Koushi since their childhood. Did he forget their friendship because she used her ability to reverse something? The end credits show us hints.
Haite Kudasai, Takamine-san (Please Put Them On, Takamine-san) streams the “least-censored web version” on Crunchyroll in English audio and subtitles in multiple languages. These recaps and reviews will feature the most “cultured” broadcast version.
Thank you for reading this blog post about supernatural vanishing underwear. How did you feel about Takane’s blackmail manipulation? Did it have more emotional damage than a kick to the balls? Or would you put up with anything to touch a goddess’s underwear and flesh? Let us know in the comments below!
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