Usually, if someone’s been naughty, they get coal for Christmas. We at J-List don’t believe that should be the case. We believe that if someone isn’t on the “good boys and girls” list, you should give them a gift that suits their tastes. And there’s no better gift for someone with a mischievous side than some lewd anime figures. Luckily for them, and you, we have plenty of those in stock. And that means you can seriously wow someone this Christmas. Or you can out them as a hentai fan by giving them an unnamed box with one of these figures in it and letting them open it in front of everyone on Christmas morning.
Lewd Anime Figures — Ushi Musume, First Try at Cosplay
Produced by Daiki Kogyou, this pulse-quickening 1/6 scale figure is based on an illustration by renowned hentai artist POPQN. Featuring a well-endowed bishoujo in a kawaii cowgirl outfit, the figure is cast-off capable, which allows you to display her with or without her cow print bikini. But even when she’s showing off her spectacular body, her thigh-highs and arm-length gloves stay on. That little detail adds an additional layer of eroticism to the figure.
Be it clothed or disrobed, the puffy hair ribbon and choker bring a special touch to the Ushi Musume figure. Her pose is a mixture of “this is embarrassing” and “look at me,” so it’s bound to enchant even the most discerning ecchi lovers. This cowtastic lewd anime figure stands at 10” (25.5 cm) and retails for $180. You can order her here.
Maxcute’s Alvina-chan 1/7 Figure
Catgirls bring joy, and skimpy outfits also bring joy. I’m 100% confident that if you walk into 10 Downing Street with Vanilla from NekoPara in a skimpy Irish-styled outfit, we’d have a unified Ireland the day after. Such is the power of catgirls, and if you don’t believe me now, you’ll believe me when you order this Alvina-chan 1/7 figure by Maxcute.
Based on an illustration by GuLuco, this titillating 9.7″ (24.6 cm) figure features one of their original catgirl characters in a skimpy sailor uniform. While this is the only figure on the list that’s not cast-off capable, it’s no less sexy. The busty neko figure knows how to captivate with her tight, voluptuous body on display. Her long silver hair beautifully highlights her porcelain skin. Her fishnet stockings are held up by a garter belt connected to her himopan-style lingerie. You can order this figure for $110.50.
Lewd Anime Figures — Kanon Mannoji
Do you know someone who took (INSERT MEDICATION HERE) and is now suffering from implosive diarrhea? Or maybe you know someone who’s going through a hard time and needs a cute waifu to cheer them on. Then the Neko Metaru designed Kanon Mannoji 1/6 figure is what they need to remedy their doldrums.
This 11.4″ (29 cm) lewd anime figure features Kanon in a slutty cheerleading costume. Leaving little to the imagination, the figure captivates in more ways than one. Sure, you can focus on the pasties that hide her intimate parts, but that’s caveman behavior. A true weeb will instantly be drawn to that joyful face. One that’s so elegantly complimented by her huge smile, radiant eyes, and sharp fangs. Looking into those sunset purple eyes is like looking at a stormy ocean for the first time. Deep inside, you sense that you’re facing something beyond your understanding, leaving you unable to do anything but stare in awe.
Kanon’s pale lavender-colored hair is styled into twin tails with bedazzled ribbons, and her modest chest is beautifully highlighted by her open crop top. Her leather mini skirt flutters with her pom-poms, giving a sense of movement to the figure. For lovers of zettai ryōiki and high heels, the figure delivers. And when you remove her pasties, the figure lights up a fireworks-filled New Year’s Eve night. You can order the $221.00 figure by Lovely here.
Neko Metal’s Natsumi Takahashi
Everyone likes gyaru JKs; that’s a fact. Their genki personalities and joy-filled smiles can warm even the most downtrodden soul. Hobby Sakura and Lovely’s Natsumi Takashi’s 1/7 lewd anime figure proves that statement without a shadow of a doubt. Based on an illustration by the ecchi artist Neko Metaru, this cast-off figure shows why sporty girls are the best. Natsumi commands your attention with an outfit that shows off all the curves of her athletic body. Her bright eyes and colorful hair radiate even brighter when you lift her crop top and expose her perfectly shaped, tan-line-marked breasts.
$229.50 may sound like a lot to spend on a Christmas gift, but when you realize the person you’re giving this figure to will enjoy it all their life, it’s money well spent. Especially since this figure stands at 11.8″ (30 cm) tall. This sexy AF JK figure is available here.
Looking for a More Affordable Ecchi Option?
There’s no way around it; some, if not all, of these figures are on the expensive side. Some of us may not have the money to give a gift like this to someone. But what if you still want to give a cheeky little present? That’s why humankind invented doujins, and we have plenty of those. From full-colored titles like Succubus-chan Cannot Escape From The Room Without Sex to raunchy titles like My Neighbor Is A Famous Streamer, no matter what someone’s kink is, we probably have something to sate it. Best of all, these are almost always in the $10-$20 range, so they’re an affordable stocking stuffer.
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