Like most consumers of hentai, I’ve inevitably come across futanari content. What I had not come across is what I can only call the dick-fighting sub-genre. That is, until I discovered the chaotic cock combat of Colossal Cock Champions: The Dicks of Justice 1 & 2, by Teterun. I don’t know what I expected, but it wasn’t dick-on-dick slap attacks with a coating of Super Sentai-like plot as the Dicks of Justice combat the evil Dicks of Darkness. That’s the basic premise of Colossal Cock Champions though.
Meat, With a Side of Plot and Humor
If a veiny, throbbing, growing, bouncing dick gets your engine going, Colossal Cock Champions has you covered. It comes with a bonus of women with thighs powerful enough to crush a watermelon. Futanari being what they are, there’s a great variety of breasts too, and well-drawn nipples. The cocks are the star though — often larger than the futanari wielding them.
Colossal Cock Champions has a surprisingly enthusiastic story. The plot could have been an excuse to showcase massive equipment, but it isn’t. The strongest Dick of Justice — the busty Red Dick — confronts a top general of the Dicks of Darkness — a brown-skinned, pointy-eared lady named Lucia — in a dick-measuring duel. Red Dick and Lucia fight over two chapters using their dicks in more ways than most people would imagine. There are stakes, and there’s even characterization, including flashbacks that fill out Red Dick’s backstory.
The real draw of the hentai to me though was the humor. Colossal Cock Champions doesn’t take itself too seriously. It walks the line between taking advantage of its wacky premise for a huge number of meat, cock, and cum jokes, and telling a story with enough heart to not be a caricature. I may not have expected dick-slapping, ball-riding shenanigans when I picked this up, but I didn’t expect any story. Colossal Cock Champions proved me wrong. The Sentai premise, serious enough stakes, and plenty of jokes combine to make Colossal Cock Champions about more than the giant dicks its title promises. Fans of corruption should also enjoy how this hentai takes a turn reminiscent of Majuu Jouko Shoujo Utea. The worst aspect of the story is that it ends on a cliffhanger.
Drawing Dick and Distortion
The artwork in Colossal Cock Champions is impressively imaginative. These futanari have testicles that reflect their giant dongs. Some of the poses look painful and awkward as a result. This includes heroines manipulating their dicks with their legs and sitting on their testicles. While not necessarily pretty, these awkward poses allow for wacky combat.
Elsewhere the art cuts details in all the right places to emphasize what matters to the hentai audience: the sex organs and fetishes. Colossal Cock Champions‘ fetishes include (but are definitely not limited to): distortion, docking, dicks eating dicks (and people), medium and large breasts, and the titular colossal cocks. The art budget was precisely spent.
More Than the Sum of its Cocks
Colossal Cock Champions is — surprisingly — an earnest hentai, filled with dicks larger than people, and breasts bigger than heads. It has everything a dick-battling connoisseur could want! However, even the general futa fan and magical girl/Super Sentai hentai enjoyers should check it out. Colossal Cock Champions is available to read for free and buy online at doujin.io, along with a selection of translated hentai doujins. If you want more by Teterun, you can find The Complete Mega-Sized Collection both digitally on doujin.io and as a 112-page large-format B5 book from J-List.
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