I never understood why No Nut November exists. There’s so little pleasure in the world, and people WILLINGLY spend a whole month reducing what little non-transactional gratification there is. I can’t understand it. People who practice NNN are the reason why we don’t have harem endings in anime. Luckily, Keita Imaizumi from Imaizumi Brings All the Gyarus to His House knows about the importance of pleasure. Keita’s willingness to welcome joy into his life is why he can bed so many hot gyarus. I can’t give you advice on how to bed real-life gyarus, but I can sell you some Imaizumin onaholes! After all, few things in life reward the soul as much as wiggling into a hentai heroine!
Made by Lune Pictures, each of these onaholes retails for $23 and includes a bottle of starter lotion. That means that you can have a grand time with one of these onahole for the equivalent of a Pizza Hut Pepperoni Lovers Pizza!
Imaizumin Onaholes! Ruri’s the Best Lay
I consider myself a man of utmost culture. If I were an uma musume, I’d be TM Opera O, because I’m always the star of the show. That exalted pedigree is why I feel so confident in telling you that Ruri Kurumizaka is the greatest hentai gyaru around.
While Ruri isn’t the tallest of Imaizumin‘s heroines, her toy is the largest of the bunch! At 5.6″ (4.2 cm) and 0.6 lb. (250 g), this sex toy has that HEFT to it. Ruri’s onahole is, as the kids say, THICK. But that thickness, coupled with your (in SpongeBob’s voice) imagination, lends itself to sordid nights. If you think you can only enjoy the Imaizumin onaholes by your lonesome, you need to work on your wit!
Ruri’s onahole (much like her real hole) is a pleasure to look at. Nietzsche once wrote, “If you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.” If you ever wondered what he meant by that, you need to buy this Imaizumi onahole and gaze at it. Please take a moment to ponder its marvelous grooves and wonder at its ridges. This kawaii sex toy comes in a box that features illustrations of a topless, swimsuit-clad, and post-nut Ruri! That exquisite beauty can be yours. You only need to order her onahole here.
Reina Hamasaki Is Hentai Royalty
Deep in the Amazon rainforest, a dude from an uncontacted tribe is wondering if the dark shape in the lake is a crocodile or a log. That dude knows nothing about modernity (an envious life), yet if you showed him a picture of Reina Hamasaki, he’d tell you she looks like a girl who knows how to bounce on the wiggle stick.
I knew Reina-chan was hentai royalty before I even knew what show she was from. Many a weeb had their first hentai fap to Reina-chan. And with the Reina Hamasaki Imaizumin onahole, her fans can feel her most intimate parts!
There’s something about busty blondes that brings out the most primal part of man. A sexy figure, porcelain skin, soft blond hair, and striking blue eyes have been the ruin of many a man. Those attributes paired with a forward personality can bring about the end of days.
Meccha kakkoii, a total hottie and eroppoi to the extreme, Reina is an 11 out of 10, and so is her onahole.
Reina’s nether regions must be immaculate, because her onahole is outright elegant. The shape, its visual appeal, and the contour of her body are addictive! The soft but pronounced ridges of the interior of this Imaizumin onahole are bound to enchant you. And if that weren’t enough, even the product box’s design makes you horny. At 0.6 lb. (250 g) and 5.5″ (14 cm), Reina’s onahole is smaller than Ruri’s, but it gives you the same amount of fun! Order yours here!
Yukina Sasaki’s Onahole Is Here for the Onee-chan Lovers
Onaholes are like enjoyable memories — the more you have, the better your life is! And there are few memories more pleasant than nutting in a sexy onee-san. This puni-puni Imaizumin onahole is here to delight anyone who favors a mature lay. I’d say that paying $23 for a 5.5″ (14 cm) ultra-ribbed, stress-release toy is a steal. But paying that amount to feel the glory of Yukina’s most intimate part is like paying $5 for a lottery scratch ticket and winning $1,000,000. Usually, merely dating someone who looks like Yukina will be a savings-killing event.
This Imaizumin onahole’s packaging features a topless Yukina lounging next to a serene azure sea. And its insert art shows her in the middle of some hot and steamy sexy time! That hot and steamy sexy time could be yours if you pick up Yukina’s onahole and give yourself into its temptation. So own it and welcome more joy into your life!
Imaizumin Onaholes Additions!
I know that some people appreciate modesty. Not everyone is comfortable receiving sex toys through the mail, especially if they live with family or have a nosy neighbor. Even if you don’t care what others think, your postal service may not allow you to ship pornographic material. What’s a horny weeb to do in this situation? Are they doomed to live without an Imaizumin onahole? NO, THEY’RE NOT! If the packaging for these sex toys is problematic, you can check out our onahole box removal service. And, to increase your toy’s longevity, you can also purchase the Onahole Care Set!
Gorou Nori wrote and illustrated the Imaizumin-chi wa Douyara Gal no Tamariba ni Natteru Rashii doujin. Studio T-Rex and Lune Pictures adapted this steamy doujin into an OVA. We stock a couple of them, so check them out here! Thanks for reading, ja ne!
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