Episode 2 — “The Dark Elf and the Beautiful Flower”
Plus-Sized Elf Makes Me Go Heh.
Visitors from another world in Plus-Sized Elf consider human medicine another form of magic. Are they right? All medicine does is help, hijack, or optimize our bodies’ natural processes. So, these fantasy guests look at Naoe’s holistic treatments as buffing magic. Instead of chanting a spell, Naoe lays hands on plump body parts. That’s lecherous spellcasting! Handsy incantation. Naoe’s spell consists of repetitive hand movements and applying the correct pressure to the girls’ thicc, juicy meat. And that includes vegetable flesh!
The Plus-Sized Elf second episode brings us the opening credits. We see all the featured thicc monster girls and their problem areas. The only question I have is which order will the girls show up? And will Elfuda and Kuroeda be Naoe’s costars as ambassadors to the other world? I hope so. Their bickering relationship will make an enjoyable running joke.
Dark Plus-Sized Elf and Snappy Comebacks
This Dark Elf beauty with dumps in her truck tried to summon a golem. But she suffered a wardrobe malfunction! Premature golemification…
Kuroeda works at an “11-Eleven” convenience store. Whoops! What’s that little golem doing there! Forget what you saw, Mr. Customer Naoe. Magicus interruptus! Uh oh. Naoe caught Elfuda cheating on her diet. Uh oh, again! Elves and Dark Elves are natural enemies! Dark Elves have a litany of evil traits, but the worst? They’re never on time! Remember — Plus-Sized Elf is a comedic show, not a drama tackling profound issues. The Elf and Dark Elf squabble like sisters.
Ah. Naoe’s presence defused the spat and intrigued Kuroeda. Could he help her with a problem area? Ooh. Dark Elf mages have magical outfits that buff their spells. But Kuroeda’s outfit doesn’t fit anymore? No magical tailors in her world? Her junk in the trunk can’t fit in her stringy bottom anymore. Kuroeda requests Naoe’s help in toning her butt!
Naoe first goes to lay his hands on elf-lady parts. To “improve circulation.” Likely story, but he’s an osteopath. Uh oh! Squeezing Kuroeda’s calves makes her flex her butt cheeks. That’s not massage! That’s torture! Oh. Her leg feels better. What human magic is this? Hot baths will also help to reduce Kuroeda’s swelling in her nether regions. That’s the opposite for me after watching her!
How Heavy Is the Plus-Sized Elf You Lift?
In my first episode post, I said Plus-Sized Elf resembled Monster Girl Doctor. But it’s also an isekai version of How Heavy Are the Dumbbells You Lift?. Naoe provides instructional diagrams for his clients. Oh no. Squats are not suitable for Kuroeda’s chinos. Elfuda shouldn’t be laughing so hard at the Dark Elf’s predicament. We saw how she obliterated her T-shirt in the last episode. Ladies, ladies! Many guys appreciate big meat on big bones! You’re both pretty! D’oh! What a perverted human. However, Kuroeda kept up her butt-toning exercises. And flirted in her own way. Freebie chocolate, but a fork instead of a spoon.
Sunlight is Plant Food for a Thicc Flower Girl
Kusahanada, a flower shop owner, is a mandrake monster girl. The flower on her head keeps growing bigger, affecting her posture. Does it make the rest of her grow, too? I’m sure Kusahanada’s shoulders would have been sore, regardless of her flower accessory. Ha! Elfuda still can’t stand Naoe’s chiropractic adjustments. Alraune is a mandrake creature in German folklore. Plus-Sized Elf has an isekai world that borrows myths from everywhere! Elfuda belittles how a plant girl gains weight from sunshine and fertile soil. The Forest Elf gains weight through honest means: From eating too many french fries!
Naoe wonders if he can offer solutions to Kusahanada. Her issue is more like gardening than humanoid physiology. Inspiration! Naoe opportunistically avoids happy hour with his handsy drunk boss, Akiho. Kusahanada can use an orthopedic brace to correct her posture and use an umbrella for shade. She’s thankful! Have some sauna coupons. You might meet an ogre lady there! I can’t wait. The ogre milk truck will arrive!
The end credits feature the two girls, Kuroeda and Kusahanada, from the episode and their “problem areas.” I don’t see Kuroeda’s thicc dumps as a “problem,” but Kusahanada has sore shoulders and lower back from the heavy weight she carries on her front side. Poor plant lady!
Let’s Chat
Also, be sure to follow J-List on these platforms!
- Twitter/X, where Peter posts anime booba for you
- Bluesky, where we post several times a day
- Facebook, where we share memes and discuss anime
- Instagram, where you can look at sterilized anime memes because it’s Instagram
- Discord, if you want to chat with other J-List customers of culture
Plus-Sized Elf (Elf-san wa Yaserarenai.) streams uncensored on Hidive in Japanese audio and English subtitles. Did you enjoy the Dark Elf’s pants-splitting introduction? I hope she becomes a recurring character like Elfuda. How about you? Let us know in the comments below.
We hope you’re enjoying the holiday season, getting ready for a warm and fuzzy Christmas, if you celebrate it. J-List has added tons of new stock to our website, and as an extra gift to you, we’ll pick up $25 of your shipping during our Shipping Support Sale! Just buy $200 or more of in-stock products shipping from Japan, and the discount will be applied automatically. Start shopping now!
