Episode 5 — “The Empress of the Park and the Demonic Dinner”
Plus-Sized Elf Makes Me Go Heh.
Loli fans will no doubt welcome a diminutive kobold to Naoe’s monster girl harem. Kobo looks like a smol elf, but kobolds often have different portrayals in fantasy anime. In Dungeons & Dragons, a kobold is a shortish reptilian race. In Dungeon Meshi and Re:Monster, kobolds were humanoid dogs. But did you know these representations are far from their Germanic folklore traditions? They’re goblins! Some look like the kind that Goblin Slayer targets, but not all. Some kobolds lived underground, while others were mischievous humanoid house spirits. Kobo must be the latter, explaining her roguish tendencies to steal candy. Plus-Sized Elf once again relies on European traditions for its monster girl inspiration. And it did so for Satero, giving her goat’s eyes because she’s a satyr!
MILF Ogre Adopts a Kobold in Plus-Sized Elf
Watch out, Naoe! A goat lady in a naked apron wants to eat you up!
Naoe’s monster girls work out at the park. Oga must be in heaven with all the small children running around. Uh oh. One of them is taking all the others’ candy. She’s cheeky. Ah. She hides her ears under a hoodie, so she must be another monster girl in Plus-Sized Elf. Oga can’t stand it! She loves the sassy cutie! Sass does not include slapping a Dark Elf’s ass. Elfuda calls out Kobo as a kobold, but Oga eats up the tricksy imp’s sob story. Elfuda pulled her bow out of “somewhere” again. We know Kuroeda magically summons her staff.
Kobo, a kobold (Kotori Koiwai, Elaine from The Seven Deadly Sins), has a fat face from extorting candy from little kids. Naoe has suggestions! Jawline exercises involving the tongue are mildly suggestive and an advertisement. That’s tongue-wagging from Plus-Sized Elf that I can get behind! Or in front of, if you know what I mean, and I think that you do. I prefer this kind of cheekiness, but the better would be from Kuroeda’s rear-facing cheeks. Oga wants to smush!
Oops. Naoe’s request for Kobo to stop extorting children backfired. His facial exercises worked so well that she gained fans who gave her gifts instead! That’s high lolicon simp energy. Which includes stalker MILF energy. Kobo has a high probability of seeking Naoe’s face-slimming services again.
Dark Succubus Lusts for Drooling Gluttony in Plus-Sized Elf
Oh no. Elfuda still can’t curb her french fry addiction, but Naoe has also gained weight. No room for hypocrisy at the Smiley Boar’s Clinic. Ack! Naoe keeps gaining weight! What is wrong? Dark magic. A succubus usually gives sexy dreams, not fried potato feasts. What? That’s actual food! Naked apron dark meat FTW! This succubus wants to be Naoe’s newlywed waifu!
Elfuda and Kuroeda block the black sheep’s magic! How did they know where Naoe lived? Ah. They stalked him because they noticed traces of black magic on him. Elfuda calls the succubus a “Satyr,” which is odd because folklore traditionally describes them as male. Plus-Sized Elf’s version feeds on greed instead of lust. But I see gluttony, not greed. 欲 (よく, yoku) means “greed, craving, desire, avarice, wants” but doesn’t have a sexual component. The kanji often combines with others for more specific types of desire (like 食欲, しょくよく, shokuyoku — appetite for food) and is the basis for one of the most common Japanese words, 欲しい (ほしい, hoshii— to be wanted by someone).
Newlywed Naked Apron Adds Savory Sexiness
Whoops. Elfuda and Kuroeda can’t stop bickering among themselves to prioritize saving Naoe from the Satyr. Plus-Sized Elf always emphasizes the jiggle physics. The Satyr won’t let the elves take away her hobby. That’s right! Satero (her name) likes cooking for her victims! Hahaha! Naoe asked her if she also feeds off carnal desires, but she’s a prude! No lewd thoughts! Elfuda and Kuroeda need to stop her from slapping him silly, which means Kuroeda must sacrifice her panties for one more spell. I like how her cape magically drapes to one side so we can always see them. Bow vs. soup ladle. Elfuda wears another potato T-shirt. 芋盛 (いももり, imo mori — potato serving) is proof enough for Satero to accuse Elfuda of overindulgence.
Hah! Naked aprons for Elfuda! Satero’s devil tail conveniently hides her tan, ripe peach. Kuroeda’s ruined bottoms barely cover hers. Thank you, Plus-Sized Elf, for this recurring joke. Elfuda embarrasses the virginal Satero through more wardrobe malfunctions. Satero has been finding plenty of avarice to eat in the human world. Aw. The black sheep can’t marry anymore because a man saw her naked body! She’ll have to eat Naoe’s gooey stuff for the rest of his life. I don’t see anything wrong with dark, juicy lambchop waifu meat. On the other hand, Kuroeda regularly rips her panties off in front of Naoe.
Plus-Sized Elf Offers “Deli Heal” Service
Elfuda knows Satero will be back, so she proposes Naoe’s monster girl harem invade his apartment…er, take turns guarding him! However, that doesn’t work if they’re all there together. Satero wants another shot at Naoe’s man meat!
Satero and Kobo share the screen for the end credits.
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How did you like your second helping of dark meat in Plus-Sized Elf? How fun is it that a sexy succubus reverses expectations in expressing inexperience? Just wait until our lucky osteopath lays his hands on her! Or would you prefer Satero’s naked apron on Kuroeda? Let us know in the comments below!
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