I was recently asked “Are Japanese afraid of gaijin?” It was an interesting question which I had to think on a bit before responding. Certainly the answer is no — although Westerners are sometimes viewed as mysterious and confusing creatures by the locals, I wouldn’t say anyone feels actual fear, except possibly for small children who might hide in their mother’s skirts when a big foreigner comes lumbering up to say hello. Of course, foreigners here do perplex the Japanese around them on a regular basis with some of the strange things they do, whether it’s leaving a box of laserdiscs out in the rain then taking them back to the store the next day as defective (as a friend of mine did once), using a mimikaki ear cleaner as a coffee stir, or squealing with delight at the most mundane sights and sounds of the country, like my unending fascination with Japanese railroad crossings. Of course, there are times when Japanese are freaked out by foreigners for good reason, like when a British tourist from Spain decided it would be a good idea to take his clothes off and go for a swim in the moat around the Imperial Palace in Tokyo, after he’d accidentally dropped a bag he was carrying in the water. It took the Japanese two hours to finally corner and arrest him.
Here are some pics. Hope you’re not eating now ^_^ Who thinks this guy deserves to be made into an Internet meme?
