As anime fans, we often see characters in situations that we would love to experience first-hand. I asked J-List customers of culture what the perfect anime-related job would be, and got some fun responses. In this blog post, let’s explore what the perfect anime dream job would be!
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What’s The Perfect Anime Dream Job?
I read a book called The Brain and the Meaning of Life by Paul Thagard, which defined happiness as “love, work and play.” This refers to all the human relationships in our lives, the satisfaction we do or don’t derive from our jobs, and the fun we get out of whatever recreational activities we do at the end of the day. Since our jobs represent about one-third of our waking time, it would be great if that time could contribute to our overall happiness.
Here are some examples of awesome anime-related jobs we’d love to have!
An Interspecies Reviewer
Imagine living in a fantasy world filled with monster girl prostitutes, and you could earn a living having sex with them and writing reviews afterward? Talk about a dream job for a lot of us!
A Hentai Pixelator
Another anime dream job would be the guys who pixelate the naughty bits in hentai. This would allow you to look at uncensored hentai all day long, for free!
Hentai Manga Artist
Imagine being a skilled hentai artist? If you wanted to look at something sexy and couldn’t find it online, you could just draw it.
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Another Anime Dream Job? Eroge Debugger!
What about being a debugger of hentai games? You could sit around all day playing awesome visual novels, making sure there were no bugs in them.
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Waitress In a Tsundere Cafe
Working in the service industry would be prettty hard…unless it’s part of your job to verbally abuse your customers, as in the Blend S anime. That sounds like a lot of fun!
Swimsuit Photographer
How about being a professional photographer of sexy girls in swimsuits? Or even better, a photographer of JAV actresses!
Anime Seiyu
Another dream anime job would be as a Japanese voice actor, breathing life into your favorite characters in the recording studio. After finishing work for the day you could go drinking with other famous seiyu and voice each others’ characters while getting drunk.
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Hentai Protagonist
Another anime dream job might be to work as a hentai protagonist. You’d get lots of hoes, and wouldn’t need to spend much money on haircuts!
Working as a Convenience Store Manager
Why not work as the manager of a convenience store? It sounds like a lot of fun, and you will get to work alongside some cute employees.
Manager at a Perverted Family Restaurant
Or you could work as the manager at a family restaurant, and do inappropriate things to the waitresses who work for you.
Track Team Coach
Another anime dream job must be one of those “ugly bastard” track team coaches. They seem to have an awful lot of sex in anime and doujinshi! If you love the art of Satou Kuuki, we’ve got lots of products in stock!
A Rich Boy Living in a Mansion
Imagine if you were the son of a wealthy family and had the power to order your sexy maid around. You could even order her to lift her skirt and show you her panties. What would you do?
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Wind Machine Operator
Another dream job for anime fans would be the operator of the wind machine that gives us all those wonderful panchira views. It’s a hard job, but someone’s got to do it!
Anime Cameraman
Another amazing job would be an anime cameraman, the guy who has to film all those ridiculous camera angles in anime. How do they fit in such tight spaces?
An Elevator Repairman in Japanese Porn
Imagine being the guy who has to fix all those elevators, when girls get stuck in them? That would be the perfect job!
Magical Girl Adversary
While there are a lot of possible anime dream jobs out there, the Gushing Over Magical Girls anime has proven that being a magical girl adversary might be the best one.
A Demon Lord
Finally, it would be great if someone would give us the chance to become a demon lord, with absolute power to re-make the world in any way we see fit. I have a lot of ideas about how things could be improved!
Thanks for reading this post about the best possible job for an anime fan to do. What is your anime dream job? Tell us in the comments below!
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