Join Our Newsletter
  • Visit Our Store
  • Come Write for J-List!
J-List Blog
Visit J-List - Your Favorite Online Shop and Friend in Japan
  • Featured
  • News
  • Gallery
  • Product Reports
  • Your Friend in Japan
No Result
View All Result
J-List Blog
  • Featured
  • News
  • Gallery
  • Product Reports
  • Your Friend in Japan
No Result
View All Result
J-List Blog
No Result
View All Result

Kim Jong-Il, as Peter Sees Him

Peter Payne by Peter Payne
12 years ago
in Your Friend in Japan

I see that North Korean leader Kim Jong-il has passed away, going to that Worker’s Paradise in the Sky. Although I like living in Japan quite a lot, one of the downsides would definitely be having to live next to North Korea. When he wasn’t doing underground nuclear testing and making highly unpleasant threats about engulfing the Korean Peninsula in fire, North Korea was “launching peaceful satellites” aka shooting taepodong missiles over Japan as a threat. (If one tried to reach Tokyo but ran out of fuel, it would land right on top of J-List, ouch.) In addition to kidnapping 17 Japanese citizens to serve as language teachers for spies, Kim Jong-il has engaged in state-sponsored smuggling of cocaine into Japan (this came to light when the Japanese sank a North Korean ship invading its waters), and prints high-quality counterfeit yen notes, making him the Count Cagliostro of Asia. But as a supervillain, at least Kim Jong-il was entertaining. When Japanese illusionist Princess Tenko visited North Korea, he became obsessed with her, reportedly calling her (or having underlings call her) every day at 2:16 pm, February 16th being his birthday.

How many world leaders could inspire awesome fanart like this? (Other than Putin.)

Tags: North KoreaPokemon

More Posts Like This

What Hentai Tags Do You Hate Blog
Your Friend in Japan

Which Hentai Tags Do You Hate?

by Peter Payne
8 months ago

The good thing about the hentai genre is that anything that can be imagined can be shown... but this includes...

Happy Father's Day. Who Are The Best Anime Dads
Your Friend in Japan

Happy Father’s Day! What Makes a Great Anime Dad?

by Peter Payne
1 year ago

Father's Day is this Sunday! In addition to being a great reminder that you should call your dad if you're...

Creepy Upskirt Umbrellas Japan 4330

J-List 25th Anniversary! Let’s Learn the History of J-List

2 years ago
12 Times Anime Made Us Question Our Sexuality

12 Times Anime Made us Question Our Sexuality!

2 years ago
Yoshie Hanabatake Top Anime Mom

Who Are the Best Anime Mothers? See J-List’s Ranking Here!

2 years ago
How Did You Get Into Hentai?

How Did You Get into Hentai? J-List Customers Respond!

3 years ago
Next Post
Screen Shot 2019 03 30 At 11.40.38

Random Japanese Post: how 化ける works, and Bakemonogatari

Trending Today

Roxy Migurdia Blog Post
Figures

This is the Roxy Migurdia Figure We All Needed!

3 hours ago
Tan Fighters List1 6
Featured

Lovely Tanned Fighters Who Need No Protection

2 days ago
Neko Pako Fuck Paradise
Featured

J-List’s Top 11 Hentai Cosplay JAV Works

3 years ago
Summer Heat Anime Fan Service
Your Friend in Japan

Summer Heat! What Were the Best Fan Service Moments This Season?

1 week ago
Get the Newest Figures from J-List - Your Favorite Online Shop and Friend in Japan
Roxy Migurdia Blog Post
Figures

This is the Roxy Migurdia Figure We All Needed!

by Peter Payne
September 25, 2023

I Shall Survive Using Potions! Formulates Adventure

Vending Machine Isekai Series Gets Second Season

Is BanG Dream! Good Enough to Overcome Bad CGI Anime?

Rurouni Kenshin, Episode 12: Rurouni vs. Okashira

Goblin Slayer II: Fall Premiere with New Studio

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Discord
  • YouTube

© J-LIST. All trademarks, characters and images are property of their respective owners.

No Result
View All Result
  • Featured
  • News
  • Gallery
  • Product Reports
  • Your Friend in Japan

© J-LIST. All trademarks, characters and images are property of their respective owners.