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How Do You Define the Perfect Oppai? J-List Customers Respond!

Peter Payne by Peter Payne
3 years ago
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One thing we can all agree on: boobs aren’t fat, but are instead filled with the hopes and dreams of men. Think about it for a second: whether it’s because we want to touch them in a sexy way, or because we love the person they’re attached to and hope her breasts will one day provide milk for the child she bears for us, everything starts and ends with those soft, warm pillows. Anime fans love boobs, too, and when I recently asked J-List’s customers how they define the perfect oppai, I got a lot of interesting responses!

Let’s Define the Perfect Oppai Through Anime!

Slow Start The Perfect Oppai
Slow Start

How would you choose the best anime breasts? Well I’d say there are two angles: the approach the creators took to designing the character, with whatever unique features they chose to give her, and the care the animators took in drawing the anime boobs.

Cowboy Bebop Perfect Oppai Anime Boobs
Cowboy Bebop

1. Proportion: Shape and size that fits the character.
2. Perkiness: Do they have a natural look or do they look bolted on?
3. Physics: Do they move properly?
4. Quality nipples.

Motto To LOVE Ru Best Anime Breasts
Motto To LOVE-ru

Asking the important questions. For me it’s size, shape, definition, do they complement the character, and how “realistic” they are. I’ve given up on boob physics since it’s anime. I will say I prefer the smaller ones since the big ones get all the attention.

Miss Caretaker Of Sunohara Sou
Miss Caretaker Of Sunohara Sou

Definitely size and shape. Even when they’re not the main focus for the sake of sex appeal, realism is key.

Do you prefer butts to oppai? Read our post on the best anime butts here!

Isekai Maou To Shoukan Shoujo No Dorei Majutsu Perfect Breasts
Isekai Maou To Shoukan Shoujo No Dorei Majutsu

Some anime boobs are drawn extra-large, for anime watchers who like them big like that.

Kiss X Sis Perfect Anime Breasts
Kiss X Sis

Other fans prefer smaller anime breasts, called pettanko in Japanese. Because when you hug a flat-chested girl, you’re closer to her heart.

Don't Tease Me Miss Nagatoro
Don’t Tease Me Miss Nagatoro

Still others insist that “Medium is premium.”

Maken Ki! Best Anime Boobs
Maken Ki!

Often breasts are used to create comic situations, such as when two kyonyu girls engage in some boob sumo wrestling. I’m totally down with this becoming an official sport at the next Olympics.

Zero No Tsukaima Perfect Oppai
Zero No Tsukaima

Another endless source of giggles for anime fans is the tension between busty and flat-chested characters, especially if they’re both gunning for the same man.

Kobayashi Dragon Maid
Kobayashi Dragon Maid

Sometimes anime boobs are made especially big as a political statement. In this case, Kyoto Animation was saying, “Stop criticizing Japan’s unique popular culture, Western Twitter!” Which I totally agree with.

Rifle Is Beautiful
Rifle Is Beautiful

“Anime breast physics” is a whole category unto itself. You can never tell what’s going to happen with them next.

Love Colon Tennis Ball Shaped Anime Boobs
Love Colon

I love it when anime boobs are matched with the character. In this case, the girl is here to play tennis, and has perfect tennis ball-sized breasts.

Queen's Blade Perfect Oppai anime boobs
Queen’s Blade

Yes, there’s truly no end to the size and variety of female breasts in anime. How can we choose just one?

How Do You Define the Perfect Anime Boobs?

Thanks for reading this post exploring the perfect oppai in anime form. Post your favorite character below, or share with us on Twitter!

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We keep adding fun sexy new products to our Other Hentai Products page, including dakimakura pillow covers which can be wrapped around any standard body pillow. Browse our fun selection of ero products now!

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