Uso Da! The Yandere Girlfriend Who Wants Us To Love Only Her
One of the more interesting tropes to arrive in anime in recent years has been the yandere girlfriend (mentally ill + lovey-dovey), a super-possessive girl who loves a boy so much, she’s likely to turn to violence to keep him “hers.” It’s related to the other dere anime trends, like tsundere (Taiga from Toradora) or kuudere (Kanade from Angel Beats). And now we have a fun new Yandere Girlfriend onahole from Toy’s Heart!
Here’s a picture of the box, featuring art by the talented artist Jack Denpa. The toy’s concept is that of a possessive yandere girlfriend, who won’t allow you to have sex with other girls (onaholes) after you’ve been with her.
This is the exterior of the Yandere onahole, which shows off its intense and detailed interior design. It’s constructed in a way that, once you use it, you can never “cheat” on it with another onahole, because of how incredible the inside of the toy is. Let’s take a look inside.
I write often about how the best onaholes try to go beyond what’s found in nature, creating experiences that would be impossible through sex with real women. This onahole is another example of this. The main design points are: a realistic outer and inner labia, amazing diagonal grooves that “attack” you with soft blades — because of course they do — an “octopus tentacle” zone beyond that, plus a super realistic uterus and large “finish zone” where you can unload when you’re done. Once you’ve ejaculated inside the Yandere Girlfriend onahole, regular sex toys won’t do much for you ever again. “Now you’re mine…you can never do it with another girl (onahole).”
All onaholes have ratings, letting you know what their materials and tightness are like. This onahole is made of extremely firm materials, which don’t give way when you touch them, and the toy is very tight, ready for you to shape her into whatever you want her to be. Because you and she will be together, forever…
Everyone needs a Yandere girlfriend. “When she’s jealous, it just means she loves you.”
Just think of all the good times you can have with your new Yandere Girlfriend, and how hard she will work to make you happy. Just don’t try to be with other girls, or something bad might happen. Because you can’t spell execute without “cute.”
The toy is made here in Japan by Toy’s Heart (ToysHeart), the company known for their extreme dedication to design and manufacturing techniques. Sample lotion is included in the box, but we know where you can get more. To clean, wiped repeatedly with tissues until totally dry. Because of the complexity of the inside of this toy, you might need to use a couple more tissues when done.
Well, Oniichan, do you want someone who will love you forever, even till death? Order your Yandere girlfriend onahole here.
All J-List adult orders are shipped in a discrete and careful manner, with no indication of any adult contents. Also, we have a new, higher level of privacy for you too: an Anonymous Shipping Service (A.S.S.) in which your order will be carefully repacked in generic packaging, with the outer box removed.
