It’s the beach episode! Mariabelle hopes Hinata’s awkwardness with her will melt away in the ocean air.
Episode 11 — “The Temptation of the Sea?”
Hmm.
Hesitation and performance anxiety are the two most overt symptoms of someone trying to create a perfect moment. Yandere Dark Elf will drag us through three episodes of Hinata’s reluctance to act on his realization that he should tell Mariabelle he loves her. Thankfully, the last two are at the beach where we can ogle anime girls in bikinis.
Hinata had been pushing away his future tanned waifu the entire time after she jumped over to his world because he had morally kept her in his friend zone. But seeing someone else’s love declaration stirred up a sense of desperation. What if he waits too long, and Mariabelle falls in love with someone else? We know that won’t happen (ai ga omoi), but feelings and emotions are irrational. There is no reasonably perfect time to strike. So, hurry up, Hinata! Pin that yandere dark elf down in the sand before your heart bursts out of your chest!
Yandere Dark Elf Makes Me Go Heh.
Whoa. Suddenly, Cecil and Mei are shopping for sexy bikinis. Mariabelle and Sakura join them in the fitting room. Are we having the beach episode for Yandere Dark Elf? Mariabelle’s swimsuit makes paizuri easily accessible. Go get some, Hinata! Beach time! I assume we’ll reverse the timeline to find out how we ended up here.
Japanese summer heatwave! So, the kids suffer in their school uniforms. The memories from the previous episode of Mariabelle making friends and collecting love letters preoccupy Hinata’s thoughts. There’s more boob sweat to lick! Hinata learned about the joys of armpit sweat in the previous Yandere Dark Elf episode. Rude. Hinata actively avoids Mariabelle’s touch. Moreso than usual! Why, Hinata? Why can’t you tell her how awkward you feel about her touching you now? He’s hurting Mariabelle’s feelings. He can make it up to her by giving her a hotter hug than this ridiculous weather! Sakura has a suggestion for getting their minds off the heat: go to the beach! And Mariabelle can seduce Hinata there! Sakura is a good wingman. Mariabelle’s sexual fantasies are so optimistic. She needs his oppai tackling now! So thirsty, and not from the heat!
Can Yandere Dark Elf Do Regular Beach Things?
And we caught up to the events at the beginning of Yandere Dark Elf, episode 11. Umi da! (It’s the ocean!) Har. Mei recruited Sakura as her livestreaming camerawoman. Cecil gives off all those mature man-eater-at-the-beach signals. And Mariabelle is ravenous for whatever Hinata packs in his shorts. And she doesn’t care if she makes a scene with him. Are you reluctant to say which is tastier between shaved ice and oppai? Have both! Blarrgh. Hinata’s internal monologue claims he “swore to do things right.” What things, Hinata? What things?
Uh oh. Mariabelle pulled out all the stops for this Yandere Dark Elf episode. Any sexual fantasy you wish in swimsuit form. Are you a deviant who likes a gym swimsuit? How about a desert slave girl? Or even shibari that covers barely anything? Ack. Cecil had had enough of that dark magic display in public. The mature MILF middle manager will not condone that kind of fun.
Oh yes. The sunscreen lotion scene. Let’s all imagine the white goo is something else with much higher protein content. Hahaha! Hinata, run away! Time for yuri action. That’s all right, I guess, but Mariabelle would prefer the D. Sakura lost her patience with the yandere dark elf’s defeatist attitude. Slap that butt! Oops. A sexy oil spill interrupted Sakura’s pep talk. Slip, slide, and slam together!
Barbecue at the beach shack. Grilling, chilling, and filling out those bikini tops. Wait! Tentacle grape from the ingredients? Oh. Just a teaser. It’s the perfect moment for Mariabelle to steal Hinata away.
Cecil’s Specialty is Interrupting a Thirsty Yandere Dark Elf
Oho. Beach shower scenario? Mariabelle finally has the time to ask Hinata what his deal is. Face to the bosom will relax him enough to say what’s on his mind. “Ai ga omoi kedo… atatakai” (Still a clingy love, but also warm). I’m always looking for where that line pops up. Hinata feels better, but Mariabelle needs compensation in return. Shower sex! Nope. It’s time to clean up the lunch dishes. The yandere dark elf must pick another opening. And Hinata still hasn’t said what “doing it right” means.
Oh, hey. The kids are at the beach. They should do fun stuff in the ocean. But Mariabelle never learned how to swim!
Next time on the Yandere Dark Elf season finale, Hinata teaches Mariabelle water sports.
Yandere Dark Elf: She Chased Me All the Way From Another World! (Chotto dake Ai ga Omoi Dark Elf ga Isekai kara Oikakete Kita) streams on Hidive in the “least censored” web version, in Japanese audio and English subtitles. These reviews will rely on the uncensored AnimeFesta versions.
Aren’t you glad we get a full half-hour of the beach trip story arc? We’re only halfway through the day and have seen the lotion, barbecue grilling, and shower scenes. What’s left? You know the beach episode clichés. Let’s have your predictions in the comments below!
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