Does It Count If You Lose Your Virginity to an Android?, episode 6, reminded me of the pitfalls associated with short-form anime. When something like this tells you a story straight up, it works. However, when it attempts to build suspense and drag things out, it consistently fails. This anime is eight episodes long, and with two more to go, there’s little chance of a satisfactory ending. Although episode 6 still had plenty of fan service, with the potential introduction of Nadeshiko’s maker and the reiteration that she’s not like normal love bots, it disappointed. If episode 6 was anything to go by, prepare your wallet for that Does It Count If You Lose Your Virginity to an Android? manga purchase. By the looks of it, this anime will end with a cliffhanger. I can’t speak for anyone else who’s watching this, but I’m too poor, and I’ll die too fast to have to rely on second seasons and buying manga.
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Does It Count If You Lose Your Virginity to an Android?, Episode 6 — It’s Lying to Me
Around Christmas, I had a peculiar interaction with my local veggie shop. I tried to buy a type of gourd, only to be told that they weren’t currently selling it. When I asked why, the produce seller told me that some dude stuck his dick in one and told his friends it “felt like the real thing,” and now kids were doing it. I didn’t have to hear the rest of the story. People will use anything for sexual gratification. If you don’t believe me, ask any ER doctor.
I bring this up because in episode 6 of Does It Count If You Lose Your Virginity to an Android?, Akane gets invited to a love bot meeting. A meeting where she finds out she’s the only one sleeping with her love bot. No way. No how. There’s no way that people aren’t having sex with androids. Horniness is a universal trait — that’s why aliens travel the cosmos; they’re here to probe us. Anyone who has a love bot and says they’re not trying to stick something in it (or have it stick something in them) is a liar. Don’t associate with those people. Rob Zombie once said, “Everyone’s f***ing in a UFO.” Kashou says “everyone’s f***ing their kawaii love bots.” But while that meeting was filled with liars and dishonest people, it also had Nadeshiko’s creator (possibly) in it. How will that play out? Who knows! Does It Count If You Lose Your Virginity to an Android? has a whopping 6 minutes left to wrap everything up.
ALL HAIL AI!
When I watched Naruto, I wondered if you could use shadow clones for sexy times. Having an orgy where your girlfriend is the only other participant sounds like a grand time. It pleases me to know that AI sex bots share that sentiment. But more importantly than that, that little tech teaser, Does It Count If You Lose Your Virginity to an Android?, episode 6, gave us a glimpse into the actual R18 wonders that AI sex bots can give us. Can you imagine an AI using your smart glasses to show you a duplicate of itself, yet still being able to feel twice the pleasure? Actually, I don’t want to imagine that. I’d be reminding myself of the future we lost. We’re never getting sexy robots to welcome us home with nothing but an apron. Instead, robots are going to help Jeff Bezos screw the middle class.
The best we can do to avoid our crummy future is to join the Axis Cult and have Aqua send us to a fantasy world filled with onsen. That’s better than a life without kawaii sex bots.
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Completely unrelated (but yet related) did you know that we stock Love Factor’s Sex Android onahole? “Kashou, does it actually feel like you’re banging a love bot?” I don’t know. I have no idea what an andorid feels like. But, it’s see-through, so you can have some hot x-ray hentai action! Without a doubt at least three people reading this are going to REALLY like that. Live long and prosper, I suppose.
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