As anime fans, we’ve all been amazed by the collectibles and products anime production companies create. In my time as an otaku, I’ve seen everything from anime-branded camping products to collab designer clothes. Hentai production companies have the most creative product design teams in anime, by far. After all, no matter how many pervy figures we may get from High School DxD, I’ve yet to see a Rias onahole. Thankfully, the marketing team behind Saimin Seishidou saw the folly in leaving fans without a way to physically enjoy their heroines. So they blessed us with an array of ero toys!
With everything from hip toys to waifu fragrances, you can enjoy the Saimin Seishidou girls without developing a hypnosis skill. You can, however, dress up as an ugly bastard if you’d like. Here’s what I think you should get.
If You’re Into Innocence, You’re Into Yui
Is that a pervy way of introducing Yui’s ero toys? Probably. I’m here to sell you a product that literally lets you inside Saimin Seishidou’s Yui Obata. “Pervy” is the bare minimum.
When it comes to mass appeal, Yui is the most beloved Saimin Seishidou waifu. A classic “girl next door,” JK, Yui has perfectly shaped oppai, a tight tummy, and a sculpted back. Everything about her is captivating. And with the Saimin Seishidou Yui Obata ero products by Lune Pictures and A-1, her fans can enjoy every inch of her!
If you think this is leading up to an onahole reveal, you’re right! But there’s more! Much more. I mean, sure — you can take the basic horny weeb approach and buy the Yui Obata onahole on its own. Its ultra-ribbed and curved interior guarantees a pleasurable time. The exterior of this onahole is modeled after Yui’s body, which provides it with erotic visual appeal. The onahole is 4.72 inches long and costs $16.
But why spend the limited time you have on basic things? Be a heathen and embrace hedonism! Enhance your experience by coupling the Saimin Seishidou Yui Obata onahole with the YUZIL Yui Obata hentai lotion and branded fragrance! With those two add-ons, you can stimulate more of your senses and enjoy Yui to the fullest!
Yuu Nozaki Has the Best Saimin Seishidou Toys (According to Kashou)!
Rudy from Mushoku Tensei spoke anime’s most honest words when he described Roxy: “Loli, scornful gaze, unsociable: three traits that equal perfection.” If you add “science girl” to that equation, then you get the ultra-perfection that’s Yuu Nozaki!
Much like Peter-senpai, I love pervy science girls. Unlike Peter-senpai, what draws me to them is the dead eyes and unenthusiastic logic. If I ever get to bust a nut in someone that looks like Yuu or Agnes Tachyon from Umamusume, my dick would rupture so violently that my cell’s atoms would split and trigger a nuclear explosion. If one day you wake up to the news that a nuke exploded somewhere in the Americas, it wasn’t the Russians — it was Kashou trying the Yuu Nozaki onahole.
At 6.1” and 0.6 lbs, the Saimin Seishidou Yuu Nozaki onahole has some girth to it, but it’s designed to be extra tight. With a cozy interior featuring raised dots and textured surfaces, this $23 onahole offers a remarkable experience for its price. And keeping with this post’s add-on nature, you can buy quite a few add-ons to heighten your self-pleasuring experience. For example, you can buy Yuu’s used lingerie for $24!
I can feel the confusion some people felt when they read that statement. “But Kashou, how can J-List sell used hentai heroine lingerie?” Anime girls aren’t real! My READERS IN CHRIST, the US is $38 trillion in debt. Do you really think they’re guarding gold at Fort Knox? Nah, fam, that’s where they keep the portal to the anime world! That’s how we get used Saimin Seishidou underwear.
Reina Kurashiki Is Here to Pleasure All the Gyaru Lovers
Whenever J-List writes about onaholes, the late Shinzo Abe obligates us to include a gyaru in the post. Apparently, it makes people want to breed. I don’t make the rules; I merely get paid to enforce them.
Reina’s onahole is the second “body type” Saimin Seishidou sex toy on the list. That may seem repetitive, but I’ve yet to meet anyone who complains about having too much of a good thing. And if you could use basic words to describe Rena’s onahole, it would most certainly be “a good thing.” With long, elongated grooves, ridged edges, and pseudo-spirals, Rena’s wonder box is enough to make the strongest ugly bastard buckle at the knees. But then again, she’s a gyaru, and those girls know how to help you bust a nut. This 4.72″ onahole costs $16 and can last for years with proper cleaning. It includes a bottle of lubricating lotion.
Say you’re someone who enjoys the feel of grabbing onto someone’s hip when you thrust. Well, an onahole can’t help you there. But Reina’s can! The Saimin Seishidou Reina Kurashiki DX Hip Toy is a full-size ero toy that perfectly replicates Reina’s weight and feel. It even masterfully matches her protruding pussy lips. Her tight butt lets you have all the imagined gyaru anal sex that you’d like!
Naturally, the Saimin Seishidou Reina Kurashiki DX Hip Toy is the priciest item on this list, but its dimensions speak for themselves.
- Width: 20 cm (7.9 in)
- Height: 12 cm (4.7 in)
- Depth: 18 cm (7.1 in)
- Weight: 1,500 g (3.3 lbs)
Check it out here, and feel free to pick up Reina’s scented hentai oil too!
Will You Get a Saimin Seishidou Ero Toy?
Are you bummed out that I somehow pick all the wrong Saimin Seishidou heroines? Does Kashou’s disinterest in mature-looking or ultra-busty women displease you? Fret not, my dear reader, we stock plenty more Saimin Seishidou ero toys! Browse our inventory here and pick one up before the winter blues dampen your sex drive!
If you haven’t seen the Saimin Seishidou franchise, it’s time to experience the phenomenon! We stock several of the OVAs, so check them out. You can also browse our other Lune Picture titles and ero toys while you’re at it. After all, life should be fun — enjoy it. Thanks for reading! Ja ne!
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