Stella dons bikini armor! Slimy tentacles drive her mad, and she has an oppai shoving match with Aria over Tama.
Episode 5 — “Elf Girl & Dragon Girl”
Hmm.
Does an ecchi anime require internal consistency to enjoy it? No. There. I said it. Who can think straight when your brain is bathing in horny juice? Dudes know how logic and reason fly out their ears when bouncing boobs, jiggly butts, and all manner of sexy body parts fill up their fields of view. Reincarnation in Beheneko continues to raise questions because that’s the premise of the main character’s whole reason for becoming interesting enough to follow his story.
And then a character we met in the first episode [Earth Dragon], who gave him [Tama] the injuries that led to the other main character [Aria] meeting him, reincarnated into another supporting character [Stella]. Yeah. We should have questions about how reincarnation works within the fantasy setting of Beheneko’s world. An S-Class monster [Earth Dragon] reincarnated into a demihuman [Dragonewt Stella] with monster parts. But a human [the knight] reincarnated into an S-Class monster baby [Behemoth/Elemental Cat Tama]. Unless the knight of Tama’s past life was a cat person like Vulcan, I don’t see a one-to-one reincarnation function yet.
But just as my eyebrow arches further and higher into skepticism and doubt… BOOBS. Oppai crushing and double paizuri. Um? What were we talking about again?
Weekly Beheneko Cleavage and Pussy… Cat!
Tama spent most of the Beheneko episode walking around and making furry tentacles, so I had thought we wouldn’t have feline festivals in puffy elf pillows. And then the anime celebrated Stella’s oppai additions with double paizuri action! Vulcan enjoyed Tama’s toe beans when they first met. But the ballsy baby behemoth refused to pad over to the yandere dragon lady’s top shelf. And then the girls’ hot spring interlude made the magic happen!
The monster mammary mash was too much for Tama’s little behemoth, and he blasted off from Stella and Aria’s brash breast-to-breast bash.
Tama rested in his comfortable perch for a visit with Arnold at the adventurer’s guild. But this Beheneko episode featured Tama in Aria’s breast pocket much less than in previous episodes. I hope that’s not a trendline with legs. Will Stella continue to beg for boob bedding time? And would Tama throw her a little behemoth bone? Don’t forget that Vulcan’s tan top shelf is lonely for fur belly, too!
I worry because Tama’s new harem members debuting in the next episode will not have enough upper torso surface area to accommodate his already diminutive kitty form. Come on, Tama. Let Vulcan and Stella share the load!
Heh.
Aria thinks Stella has terrible amnesia. It’s the morning after Stella’s first sleepover from the previous Beheneko episode. How could someone forget what toast is? Whoa. Stella goes to town on bacon, eggs, and toast with two hands! The dragon girl has questions: how is Aria stronger than Tama? How did the sweet, busty elf girl tame Tama’s behemoth? Easy! She washed his balls for him when he had injuries and needed healing. Also, the former S-Class monster should keep the current S-Class monster’s secret. Ha! Aria noticed Stella and Tama looking at each other as if chatting. Weird, huh?
Stella only remembers being an Earth Dragon, so how could walking around town stir up memories? I’m still curious about the body Stella occupies. Yes, that way, too! Did Stella’s mind push down someone else’s personality? A former knight’s mind must have dominated a kitten’s consciousness easily.
The Bikini Babes of Beheneko Bust Out of Bikini Armor
Enough of that. Let’s put Stella in bikini armor! Oh? Stella is a Dragonewt. Beheneko’s fantasy setting has all the demihumans. Stella’s barely there bottoms have a reason to show so much butt crack: she needs room for her thicc dragon tail! Be careful, Vulcan. The dragon girl’s tail is sensitive. Now, what kind of fighter will Stella be? A sword and shield tank, using a two-handed sword and shield. She’s strong!
To the labyrinth for gear testing! Huh? Why isn’t Tama wearing his armor? Oops. Stella forgot about her sword and shield. Back to claws and hide armor. Ack. She crushed a goblin with her sword. Does it even need sharpening if she merely bludgeons targets? Nice abs, Stella. Is she flirting or taunting? Why not both? Uh oh. The next floor has a monster who’s the enemy of all women. Can Stella handle slimy tentacles?
Beheneko’s One-Eyed Monster Bukkake Bath Episode, Again!
Oh no! The Roper (that icky, slimy, tentacled, one-eyed monster) bukkake’d all over Stella’s face and crotch. She went insane! Hohoho! Tama has furry tail tentacles because he ate a Roper before. Aw. Stella’s maiden heart went kyuun because Tama said he’d protect her. Ack! Stella formed another kink! Vulcan pulls out the yellow card on horniness in the labyrinth! Oh, good. Stella learned party tactics and fought like a human instead of a dragon with the yips.
Here we go again. Five episodes in a row of Beheneko’s bath episode. Do you hear that, Tama? Stella loves getting wet. Aria and Vulcan, too! Tama needs to keep his little behemoth under control! He loves the soft plumpness of Aria’s pillows the best. Oh yes! Double paizuri action! Hahaha! Vulcan doesn’t mind being Tama’s second wife. Whoops! The little behemoth blasted off under the oppai pressure.
Stella’s Stellar Adventurer Beheneko Debut?
Aria made Stella into an honest woman. The adventurer’s guild registered a new fighter. And she has her first mission: escorting her bones to another village. How will that mess with Stella’s mind?
Next time, Tama collects more girls in the woods.
Beheneko: The Elf-Girl’s Cat is Secretly an S-Ranked Monster! streams on Hidive in Japanese audio with English subtitles.
Thank you for reading this blog post about Beheneko’s fifth episode. I loved how Stella thought an elastic tube top was “too confining.” Vulcan knows how to dress her sexy besties in fitting bikini armor. The feline smith has muscular shoulders and triceps to draw us to her side boobs. But Vulcan also accentuates Stella’s abs, thighs, and butt cleavage. She likes what we like! Are you happy with Aria and Stella’s bikini armor designs? What would you change if you could? Let us know in the comments below!
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