In a world where so much drama is caused by religious friction, sometimes it can seem like we’d all be better off if we discarded our old beliefs and converted to some new ones…perhaps ones related to anime-related fetishes, which is something we can all get passionate about, but not so passionate to cause actual religious wars. I asked J-List’s awesome customers to show us what their anime religion was, and here are the responses we got!
I mean, in a world where everyone is upset about things that were written down in this or that old book, none of it relating to our modern life much at all, there’s something attractive about resetting everything and finding new things to believe in.
One popular anime religion is thighs, and celebrating soft, warm thighs is something I could totally dedicate myself to.
Opening yourself up to new ideas is part of living a well-considered life. If you’re not willing to rethink your beliefs when you encounter a big titty anime girl wearing a bunny girl costume, why are you even alive?
Some people believe a better basis for human religion might be the enjoyment of girl’s stockings, over-knee socks, or other forms of female footwear.
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Embracing the new anime religion allows us to discover wonderful new things to have faith in, like the slow way an anime girl removes her “absolute zone” stockings.
It’s especially nice if they’re black tights. We’d totally want them to sandwich us.
Some have discovered the sexual attraction of the female P.E. uniforms called buruma, or boomers.
Bloomers go really well with sexy images of feet, too. Would you be willing to submit to this new anime religion?
Some have embraced the “skinfang” as their new faith. Welcome, brothers and sisters!
Almost any aspect of 2D anime culture can be embraced as a new religion. Many are fascinated with something simple like anime girls tying up their hair…
…while others have decided that anime elves are worthy of our worship. We can’t argue with that!
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Of course, one of the longest-running anime religions revolves around panties, which are something we can all believe in.
While there are many kinds of anime panties, we’re big fans of shimapan, the striped panties that have been a beloved meme for years now. We’ve got shimapan in stock on the site, too!
Sometimes it’s great when different things we love can be blended together. If you love those awesome anime-themed itasha cars and striped panties, why not combine them?
Which of the new anime religions will win in the end is still up for debate. Some believe it could be Rider of Black Astolfo from the Fate series. If want to join this religion, browse our popular otokonoko products here!
Thanks for reading this post about the best anime religions for our modern era. Did we miss your favorite one? Post it below, or tell us on Twitter!
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