Anime has given me many things over the years. Today, I’m here to talk to you about one of the most vital gifts anime has provided: my love for waifus in cow-print bikinis. I’m sure that, somehow, saying that makes me a furry (according to X). But sometimes, you have to accept the things that bring you joy, even if they go against “normie” rules. I know that J-List’s clientele agrees with me on that. So, it will delight you to know that you can preorder the Roshidere cow costume figures! Part of TENITOL’s TALL line, these figures are a non-scale, sexy, and affordable addition to your collection.
The TENITOL (FuRyu) Roshidere cow costume figures feature sculpting by Moineau and Tomofumi’s color production. Priced at $95 each, the biggest hurdle with these figures is the preorder wait time. We expect to ship them in March 2026. That may sound like a long wait. But time flies. Don’t let a short wait deter you from preordering these figures today!
TENITOL’s Roshidere Cow Costume Figures — Commie Propaganda
Historical sources say that the Cold War ended in 1991. So why do we still have glorious Russian propaganda, such as the Alya cow costume figure? If that figure is anything to go by, the Cold War is alive and well, and the Commies are winning.
Alya’s expression is a mix between “wanna play house with me?” and “I’m quite embarrassed.” But it’s those mixed signals that make it so alluring. It’s like seeing a button with a big “DO NOT TOUCH” warning on it. Moineau always pays so much attention to a character’s contour and muscles when they sculpt a figure, and their Roshidere cow costume figures don’t deviate from that level of excellence. Alya’s pose wonderfully highlights her toned body. And while I can talk about Alya’s curves for years, my purpose today is to talk about the moooooo! (My mom would disown me if she read that.)
Call this costume what you may, but we all know this is a maid, cow-print bikini. I’m not complaining; that’s a bona fide kink of mine. So, seeing Alya in one makes my heart go doki doki. Alya’s cow costume figure wrapped the Russian goddess in a skimpy bikini top, an armband, black bikini bottoms (with a tail!), a bonnet, and a cowbell. And I can’t talk for anyone but myself, but this figure gives me a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell.
Seriously, though, Alya’s profile in this Roshidere cow costume figure is divine. Her thigh highs paired with those obsidian high heels and her long white tail exquisitely emphasize Alya’s ass, and I’m forever thankful to TENITOL for that. I know that if you buy this 11.4” (29 cm) figure, you’ll also be grateful for that bum, so preorder her here!
Roshidere Cow Costume Figures — My Little Sister Can’t Be This Lewdable
What’s better than a sexy, clingy imouto that lets you touch her C cups? Only a single thing is better than that, and it’s a sexy, clingy imouto who would let you touch her C cups in a cow-print bikini! And that’s what you get with Yuki’s cow costume figure!
I’m partial to dark-haired, lithe waifus, so Yuki in this figure is a thing of dreams! TENITOL made the wise choice to put Yuki in even less clothing than Alya, and that will make a lot of people really happy. Add Yuki’s playful smile and mischievous nature to that glorious ecchiness, and you have a figure that’s a genuine investment.
I couldn’t decide what I like most about this Roshidere cow costume figure. Yuki slightly revealing her oppai while twiddling her tail, or the way her stilettos draw my attention to her long legs and luscious thighs. Even the little hairs on Yuki’s arm and leg band scream “horny imouto.” This is the kind of figure that would please the heroine it’s modeled after. I know it’s rude to stare, but if a real-life Yuki walked past me wearing this, I’d gawk so hard I’d tear a retina. Much like Alya’s figure, Moineau’s sculpting work is glorious. Every muscle and tendon was painstakingly recreated. The best part is that this 11″ (28 cm) figure only costs $95! You can preorder this sexy kawaii figure here.
What’s Roshidere About?
A true “opposites attract” rom-com, Roshidere follows Masachika Kuze and Alisa Mikhailovna Kujou. While Masachika is a well-known, unmotivated slacker, Alya-san is the perfect bishoujo — beautiful, intelligent, and a true tsundere.
Used to being fawned over, Alya becomes interested in Masachika when she notices that, unlike everyone, he doesn’t place her on a pedestal. But since she’s an SSR tsundere, she’d die from implosive diarrhea if she genuinely expressed her feelings. That prompts Alya to reveal (unconventionally) her feelings. She gives Masachika hints about her feelings by giving him the old cyka blyat (fucking shit) every time she can. While she believes that voicing her feelings in Russian allows her to subtly express herself, she fails to realize that Masachika is fluent in the language. And as the two spend an increasing amount of time together, will their friendship turn into любовь (lyubov, love)?
SunSunSun writes Alya Sometimes Hides Her Feelings in Russian, which features artwork by Momoco. The light novel has a manga adaptation by Saho Tanamachi and an anime adaptation by Doga Kobo. Crunchyroll streams Tokidoki Bosotto Russia-go de Dereru Tonari no Alya-san, and we sell the Roshidere cow costume figures! Fan of the series, fear not! A second season of Roshidere is on the way!
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