Thanks to the Uma Musume: Pretty Derby game, I’ve found myself in a period of discovery lately. Once, I used to scoff at huge oppai and thick bodies. But after stumbling upon some Mihono Bourbon x Meisho Doto R18 fan art, I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT! Huge oppai, animal ears, and yankable tails are going to be the reason why Jesus comes to revisit us. Unfortunately, I can’t plug Uma Musume stuff because we only have the Symboli Rudolf Nendoroid. So, I’ll plug something as enticing: the ultra-erotic NOCTURNUS and Nocturne Toki Ushimitsu 1/6 Figure!
Based on an illustration by bishoujo artist SG, this cast-off capable figure is a celebration of massive oppai. This 8.29” (22.5 cm) figure retails for $240 and comes with 480 reward points.
The Toki Ushimitsu 1/6 Figure — It Gives the Phrase “Holy Cow” a Whole New Meaning
Usually, when the average otaku hears the phrase “cowgirl bikini,” their mind flashes pictures of busty waifus in cow-patterned swimsuits. Thankfully for us, SG is not an average otaku. This is a man who heard the phrase “cowgirl bikini” and thought it meant putting a cowgirl in a bikini.
I can’t remember the name of the Greek goddess of love and sex, but after seeing Toki, it doesn’t matter. There’s a new goddess of sex, and she’s literally horny! Toki is the physical representation of sexuality: a slim waist, puni-puni thighs, massive (but shapely) oppai, and a peach-shaped butt!
While this figure is well-endowed, the bikini-clad version has a charming quality. I recognize that some people may find this figure to be erotic. But when you pair Toki’s listless expression with the beach-styled base and beer cooler, all I see is a flustered girl trying to beat the afternoon’s heat.
But, if you wanted to, you could turn the Toki Ushimitsu 1/6 figure into an NSFW masterpiece! Toki’s bikini is removable, so you can expose her massive (but flawless) oppai and ass. And while Toki’s expression may be listless with her clothes on, without them, it takes on a predatory onee-san look. And I know that “predatory onee-san” is a countenance that the J-List family loves. But more than that, I know all of you will love how slender and sexy Toki’s back looks when she’s naked and sucking on an ice cream. If you need further proof that this figure is TOP-TIER sexy, I had to take three showers when I wrote this article!
Other Details
Whether you decide to display the SFW or NSFW version of this figure, you can’t remove some accessories.
Toki’s cow-shaped phone case, calf straps, sandals, ornate cowbell, and arm straps stay on the figure. I assure you, that’s a plus. In its SFW version, those accessories add a kawaii touch to an alluring figure. In its NSFW version, they serve as partial clothing that significantly enhances Toki’s sex appeal. Speaking of massively increasing sexiness, did you notice that there’s melted ice cream on Toki’s chest? While that’s a “that’s so summer” vibe on the SFW version of this figure, when you take Toki’s clothes off, that little detail is mind-numbingly sexy.
This figure’s colors are vibrant and eye-catching, its design is one of the best in our store, and Toki is a gorgeous waifu. So smash that “add to cart” button and preorder this figure. To quote Invader Zim, the Toki Ushimitsu 1/6 figure is a “mighty need!”
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