To say Japan is rife with cryptids and the paranormal is an understatement. With such a long history, it’s only natural that Japan has a wealth of folklore and odd stories. Which is great for me because I’m into that stuff. And of all the stories I’ve read so far, the ones on kitsunes (fox spirits) intrigued me the most. I like sharing the things that intrigue me, and this Maxcute Rose Blooming in Midwinter Figure, I’m sure, will make kitsunes intrigue you, too. It’s based on a TACCO illustration, so you know it’s bringing the pervy.
The Maxcute 1/6 Scale The Rose Blooming in Midwinter Figure Can Beat the Winter Cold
Let’s learn a bit about Japanese folklore! It’s necessary for this article. Jokes aside, did you know the first historical mention of kitsunes was in 794 in the Shin’yaku Kegonkyō Ongi Shiki? That’s a scope of time that’s incomprehensible to most. But even back then, people liked nekomimi waifus, as the Nihon Ryōiki tells the tale of a dude with a fox wife. And now, thousands of years later, we have hot-ass, cast-off fox spirit figures. Time’s a circle, and we run in it like a hamster on a wheel.
But doing that is human nature. Wanting a visually appealing fox spirit to pamper you is also human nature. The Helpful Fox Senko-san showed that a kitsune caring for you is like winning the lottery. Sadly, most of us don’t have the necessary funds to move to Japan, hoping that a fox spirit will come to us. So, commoners like us have to adapt and overcome, and you can overcome this dilemma for $160 by ordering the Maxcute Fox Girl Rose Blooming in Midwinter Figure. Let me tell you why you need her in your life.
With curves as sharp as the Interlagos Racetrack, tits like howitzers, a long flowing tail, and kawaii ears, the Rose Blooming in Midwinter Figure is visually opulent. This sublime kitsune sports a sheer top with elegant rose inlays that hide her intimate parts but leave little to the imagination. Her vibrant red rose ear ornaments make her dark hair pop! And her lace thong makes the blood flow to all the right places.
It’s a Cast-off Figure!
I’ve come to understand our customers over my short tenure at J-List. So, I know that a lot of you are reading this and thinking, “Yeah, she’s hot, but no boobs, no sale.” Fear not, brethren! This figure allows you to remove her top, thong, and, oddly enough, her tail. This 1/6 scale figure is a full 11 inches of sinful thoughts. Best of all, even when she’s fully nude, her leg ornaments stay on. That increases its erotic appeal by 50%.
However, lovers of fluffy tails and people who want to aggravate a particular animal rights group fear not! You also have the option to display the nude version of the Rose Blooming in Midwinter Figure with her tail. And that treat would make even Holo the Wise Wolf grin with pleasure. Even the figure’s base is eye-catching. Its deep obsidian color contrasts so well with the feature illustration of a kitsune holding two roses.
Prototype painted the figure so well that the colors play off each other as naturally as a sunset. Embrace some Japanese culture and history and welcome a kitsune into your life today! She’s in stock, so you can spend Christmas with her if you order today. And we all need at least one Christmas in the company of a sensual waifu.
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