Waifus are like mainstream fashion; what’s in demand quickly falls out of favor. However, much like fashion, some combinations never feel dated. Things like busty young-looking MILFs in cowprint bikinis will always be in style. And suppose you care about always showing off that you’re in sync with the latest trends — then you need the Tsuki Uzaki 1/7 cowprint bikini figure!
Produced by WAVE under their DreamTech line, this voluptuous figure is currently available via preorder and retails for $170. We expect to ship this item in May 2026.
The Tsuki Uzaki 1/7 Cowprint Bikini Figure
Usually, I’m not one to gush over ultra-stacked moms, but dear lord. When I saw Uzaki’s mom, I knew she would trigger a cardiac event if I ever saw her in cow print. Luckily for me (and anyone who thinks like me), the Tsuki Uzaki 1/7 cowprint bikini figure is here, and with it comes a 50/50 chance of getting isekaied when you get her!
This 1/7 scale figure measures a modest 8.6″ (22 cm), but it has the presence of a kaiju rising from the sea with her “thick thighs save lives” curviness. It comes with two interchangeable faceplates. While both feature Tsuki’s embarrassed face, you have the option to display her flustered face with eyes closed or her blushing face with eyes open. Both are alluring AF.
The cowprint bikini was invented for Tsuki. The cowprint thigh highs, coupled with high heels, add another layer of deliciousness to Tsuki’s legs. To express what I’m about to say in a more cultured manner, Tsuki’s chest is 1940s Germany, and her bikini top is France. It never stood a chance. Unlike the Roshidere cow bikini figures I wrote about last month, the Tsuki Uzaki 1/7 cowprint bikini figure even includes the cowprint arm sleeves! In addition to its cowbell, this figure also has an ear tag!! That’s important because, no matter what you believe, a stacked waifu in a full cowprint kit will bring you joy! So click that “add to cart” button and preorder this cowtastic figure. Purchasing this Zuiko sculpted figure will net you 340 reward points.
Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out! Details
Niconico Seiga’s Dra Dra Sharp website has serialized Uzaki-chan wa Asobitai! since December 2017. Take writes and illustrates the series. Fujimi Shobo has released the manga’s tankobon volumes. Seven Seas Entertainment publishes the manga in the West. Studio ENGI has adapted the manga into two TV anime seasons.
Uzaki-chan wa Asobitai! follows Hana Uzaki, a genki waifu who constantly harasses her (former) high school senpai. Unhappy that her once active senpai is now a filthy loner, she clings to him like a tick and forces him to socialize. Unfortunately for the now-reserved Shinichi Sakurai, Hana’s nonstop energy often drags him into trouble. Still, he puts up with her whims. As they spend more and more time together, their cozy platonic days start to blur into a rom-com-esque life. You can watch Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out! on Crunchyroll (it’s also dubbed).
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