J-List Has a Cthulhu Onahole, Because of Course We Do

We love Japanese ero toy manufacturer Tamatoys for being the company that makes 2D anime girls real. Now, they’ve delved into the depths of imagination to create the Cthulhu Hole [product link]. An eldritch horror made flesh (or at least a phthalate-free elastomer), this amazing ero toy allows us to experience pleasures not meant for mortal minds. Keep reading to find out more!

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The Cthulhu Hole: The Eldritch Pleasure Arrives

We love how creative onaholes can be. You can find parody onaholes that let you simulate sex with your favorite deer girl, H toys that let you get sexy with a fictional anime sister, and even official hentai toys that let you experience sexy time with your favorite girls from hentai anime. Now you can experience pleasure beyond mortal comprehension with one of the Great Old Ones with the Cthulhu Hole from Tamatoys! Will you succumb to the allure of cosmic horror?

The Cthulhu Hole, a Masterpiece of Madness

The first thing you notice upon gazing upon the Cthulhu Hole is its ghastly green hue, an unnatural shade that might pull you into madness at any moment. The textured surface is sculpted with the beauty of an elder god, with ridges and tentacles curling all around it. Tamatoys has worked hard to create a true objet d’art for your onahole collection, even if you keep it on a shelf and never use it.

The Writhing Interior from Hell

To peer into the depths of the Cthulhu Onahole is to invite madness. Inside, the unnatural textures defy all logic, with octopus-like suction cups lining the tunnel, creating a sensation totally outside of nature. The feeling of writhing tentacles coiling around your member, their eldritch grip holding lotion to keep everything slick and slippery, will allow you to experience pleasure beyond human understanding. A cosmic embrace from the Great Old One itself — will you resist or surrender to the abyss?

The Cthulhu Hole is rated at 3/5 stars for firmness, so it’s not too firm and not too soft, 2/5 stars for stimulation, so it won’t over-stimulate you, and 2/5 stars for tightness, so it will provide a nice comfortable space for you to enjoy long sessions without losing your sanity. Because it’s larger than average, it’s great for customers who need a larger onahole experience.

Inside the box you get the onahole sealed in an airtight bag, plus a packet of starter lotion. Like all Tamatoys products, it was made in Japan in a factory operated by the company, so you know it’s safe. At $34.00, The Cthulhu Onahole is an affordable gateway into the void!

Do you need even more fantasy weirdness in the bedroom? Tamatoys has also created the Another World Dildo line, which allows you to have fun with horrific dildos based on werewolves, goblins, and orcs. It’s surprisingly popular with J-List customers!

Thanks for reading this review of the Cthulhu Hole from Tamatoys. Will you resist the call of Cthulhu, or will you surrender to the madness instead? Find it online here, or browse all Tamatoys products here!

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