Sometimes in life, new knowledge is presented to you and you end up not realizing until that moment that while it might not be immediately practical, it’s still information that you’re better off having in your brain than not. This was the case recently as I stumbled across an article that informed me of which characters in the manga series Golden Kamuy have the largest penises. I don’t know when I’ll ever need this information in my daily life, but I’m still grateful to have it.
If you’re wondering how this knowledge found its way into my brain, it’s thanks to a recent interview with manga author Satoru Noda who stated that, when going through over 2,000 questions from readers for the fan book, the most popular request was a ranking of the various characters’ penis sizes. So, without further ado, here is the ranking from biggest to smallest, according to the author himself.
- Tatsuuma Ushiyama
- Genjirō Tanigaki
- Boutarou the Pirate
- Kiroranke
- Kikuta
- Ariko
- Kano Ienaga
- Vasily
- Tetsuzō Nihei
- Lightning Bandit
- Hajime Tsukishima
- Tokushirō Tsurumi
Don’t see your favorite character on the list? Don’t worry, Noda included some additional details for characters who didn’t quite make the list. These details include the facts that while a few of the characters such as Sugimoto, Ogata, Usami, Hijikata, and Koito are all packing average size genitalia in their pants, Yoshitake Shiraishi measures in at slightly smaller than average. It was also noted that Boutarou the Pirate’s tall and slender build is reflected in his penis shape.
I think the most important takeaway from this information being presented to us by Noda, however, is his belief that ultimately it’s not the size that matters but what you do with it.
Now, do I believe I needed this information in my head? Not really. However, there may come a day when this information could very well save my life and at that moment, I will be forever grateful to Noda for sharing this information about his characters with the rest of us.
Source: Anime News Network
