TenPuru, Episode 5: Hidden Monk, Crouching Maiden?

Akemitsu comes to Tsukuyo’s school to bring her forgotten lunch, fueling gossip and rumors that he’s her boyfriend.

Episode 5 — “How Shall I Make You Take Responsibility?”

Ecchi Weekly Wisdom.

狭き門より入れ (semakimon yori ire, enter through the narrow gate) is the Japanese translation of Matthew 7:13 from the New Testament. “Enter ye in at the strait gate” is the King James Version in old-fashioned language. The verses of Matthew 7:13-14 are Jesus’s description of Hell’s easy and wide path and Heaven’s narrow and difficult one. But when TenPuru pairs a picture of Tsukuyo’s massive mounds inside the tight confines of her struggling bra and form-hugging sweater, I think of another narrow path to heaven — paizuri. Matthew 7:14 puts it best: “But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life, and only a few find it.” Make a tiny entrance and keep the cleavage in a tight, thin line, and you will surely be one of a few who find paradise in the warm, soft embrace of perfect breasts.

Heh.

Poor Tsukuyo. She stayed up all night waiting for Yuzuki and Akemitsu to return from the matchmaking meeting. “Nothing happened,” says two suspicious characters. And the love hotel hijinks chapter for TenPuru closes. What hijinks will the girls of the Crescent Moon Temple put Akemitsu through at school? Tsukuyo is so adamant about not starting rumors about a man living on the temple grounds. Ooh. Tsukuyo has cute girlfriends. What? Spit take. How did gossip about Tsukuyo having a boyfriend start? Oh, please. Whispering in someone’s ear is the new “caught kissing under a bridge.” I like her friends because they know how to push Tsukuyo’s buttons and get confessions. The accidental naked lip lock doesn’t count! The boys in the class want details because the Aoba sisters are school idols. Tsukuyo is famous for being “huge.” That looks right to me!

Speak of the rumored devil: Akemitsu is at the school! Tsukuyo forgot her lunch, so Akemitsu came to drop it off. The Unknown Big Boobie High School Girl claims another victim. Oops. Tsukuyo needs to hide Akemitsu under the covers in the nurse’s office. Involuntary paizuri! Wrong head, though, TenPuru. Enough worrying about who nibbles what and where. Tsukuyo’s friends want her to come back to the archery club. Akemitsu almost saw nirvana. It was a tight fit in that narrow spot! He is so nosy. Mind your own business, Akemitsu! Why should you care if Tsukuyo stays active in the archery club? Oh. He blames his father’s debt for why she handles house chores. Ack! All that secrecy (satisfying the hidden sex tag) and her friends saw her straddling the house monk anyway.

Shot Through the Heart

Ah. Tsukuyo joined the archery club because Yuzuki did. Then the temple troubles started, and Yuzuki had to give up her extracurricular activities. The younger sister doesn’t want to have fun when the older one shoulders extra duties. Yuzuki still does archery at the temple as a meditation, though. Tsukuyo doesn’t want to hear that Akemitsu can do all her chores. That’s not the issue for the younger sister in TenPuru. Oh, good. She told Akemitsu how she admired Yuzuki’s archery form, so Tsukuyo can’t resume club activities until the big sister also returns. Oh. But Akemitsu knows something about Yuzuki’s archery that Tsukuyo doesn’t. Yuzuki downright sucks at the bow and arrow. She was never good at it, and that’s why she quit. Tsukuyo only idealized her older sister and made a big deal over nothing. TenPuru is a comedy, after all.

And You’re to Blame!

Is it time for another naked lip lock? I signed up for shimapan, not shima-boxers. Akemitsu made another proposal to an Aoba sister: he just wanted to make Tsukuyo happy when he helped her. Oho. He marked her with a hickey when he sucked on nirvana in the nurse’s office. There’s the episode title. How will she make him take responsibility? She’ll mark him back! エロ神 (erogami, pervy god, and a pun on his name Akagami) appears apt for the situation. Tsukuyo rejoined the archery club and made Akemitsu bring her “forgotten” lunch. Payback is a slice of nirvana.

We have the lingerie end credits again. Next time, incorrect context puns in Japanese are fun!

TenPuru streams at Crunchyroll in Japanese audio and multiple language subtitles.

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Do you like how Tsukuyo handles a bow and arrow? How about the sloppy way Yuzuki does? A good grip on the shaft leads to fun results. Do you want an Aoba sister to pull on your strings? Let us know in the comments below or online on Facebook, Twitter, or Discord.