Sawaranaide Kotesashi-kun, Episode 12 [END] — Bust Up Those Cups!

The vice principal sets a topless trap for Kouyou, and he teaches dormmates DIY size-ups.

Episode 12 — “Kotesashi-kun’s Bust Enhancement Massage Course”

Hmm.

Can simple or “lazy” character designs serve a higher purpose? The faces in Sawaranaide Kotesashi-kun look the same with barely any variation, so I stopped kicking myself after the M. Night Shyamalan-level shock that the first victim, er, supporting cast member that Kouyou laid hands on was Vice Principal Shiraoka. Her character also serves a secondary purpose beyond the callback twist to the season’s opening minutes.

Have you wondered why promising star athletes reside in a dorm notorious for driving out the dorm mother? Those students need the most stable and supportive home possible to focus on schoolwork and athletics.

But after Kouyou earned a reputation as a helpful sports trainer, Vice Principal Shiraoka repeatedly tried to bait him into sexually harassing her. Does Sawaranaide Kotesashi-kun hide a darker subplot? Is she sabotaging the Momiji Manor students? To what end? So now she thinks catching Kouyou in sexual misconduct will put her plan back on track?

Her attempts revealed that Kouyou had turned off his sexual switch to treat patients in any state of undress without causing inappropriate situations. Two observations. First, Sawaranaide Kotesashi-kun contradicted this news earlier in the season when Aoba threw her panties at him. He claimed that Aoba almost “affected” him. Second, an adult woman has joined a high school girl in accepting the challenge to fly a flag up Kouyou’s pole. Could girls his own age be the variables for flipping Kouyou’s switch? Hags need not apply!

Sawaranaide Kotesashi-kun’s second season will kick off with a bang (or banging!) in an Okinawa beach trip arc. If it gets one. The likely scenario would be the Blu-rays offering OVA episodes.

Sawaranaide Kotesashi-kun Makes Me Say Heh.

Uh oh! No jealous love triangle games in front of the school gate. So declares the vice principal. Worse, she ordered Kouyou to meet her after school in an auxiliary building. Some h-doujins start like this. Such ominous music! Have fun, Kouyou-chin! “Are you trying to seduce me, Ms. Vice Principal?” says any scene with crossed legs in pantyhose.

Kouyou has become famous (or infamous for Sawaranaide Kotesashi-kun) among the female students, and the vice principal must find out why. It can’t be just his magic hands. Hey! This is an h-doujin scenario! She locked the abandoned classroom door! Here. Breasts right in your face. Honking hooters like those would give any woman sore shoulders. Har. The vice principal’s mommy milkers failed to impress Kouyou. And she could’ve kept her blouse on.

Escalation. Adult breasts don’t affect Kouyou one bit! How many must he have seen at his parents’ practice? He can handle a couple more from some hag in Sawaranaide Kotesashi-kun, no problem. She’s so smug! Her disappointment will be so delicious. Kouyou’s first electric touch sends shivers up and down her spine and quivers in her thighs. I hope she brought a change of underwear. The vice principal’s tight shoulders aren’t from her milk jugs, though.

Hahaha! Kouyou stepped back just as she reached the edge! Delicious. Her inner monologue admits she tried to expel him. Why, though? Anyway, no funbag fondling will happen today. Crossing her legs in her habitual sitting position gave the vice principal tender shoulders.

Sawaranaide Kotesashi-kun and The Sixth Finger

Shock! Stunning revelation! Kouyou had already touched the vice principal’s shoulder and hips! She was the office lady who collapsed at the bus station in the first episode! Kouyou can’t recognize faces, but he never forgets the bodies he treats, so he recognized her after his hands landed on her shoulders. Failure. No spot expulsions today.

Ack. Vice Principal Shiraoka (Sawaranaide Kotesashi-kun gave her a name!) still plots to expel Kouyou from school. She even called the school chairman to dump him in a puddle of high school girls sweating on the beaches of Okinawa. Look at all the muscles he hid beneath his suit. The vice principal obsesses over Kouyou’s “depravity.” Why?

Kouyou Is Here to Bust You Up in Sawaranaide Kotesashi-kun

Dinnertime at Momiji Manor. Aoba doesn’t have much of an appetite, which leads to accusations of scrawniness and projection. Aroma claims Kouyou’s workouts are filling her out! Uh-huh. No one fills out their sweaters as well as Miyuki’s puppies, though. Oh, now they’re worried about how they’ll look in swimsuits if Kouyou joins them in Okinawa. Chiyo jokes that the massage expert should have the skills to grow their boobs to the size of Miyuki’s. Oh, he can. What!? He can!

Ah, Sawaranaide Kotesashi-kun. Kouyou will teach the girls the techniques for the bust-up massage while wearing a blindfold. New kink confirmed! Oh no. Miyuki wants to join in the breast enlargement fun! Five sets of breasts await treatment before Kouyou’s blindfold. What a turn on, right! Nope. He claims he turned his switch off years ago and has no clue how to flip it back on. Press (X) to doubt.

Setting that aside, touch your collarbones! Of course. Always with the armpits in Sawaranaide Kotesashi-kun. Chiyo remembers Kouyou’s poking and pinching. Here we go. The secret to busting up: Big chests are full of fat! Girls can shift fat from their backs around to their boobs! Okay, but when do you put your hands on your breasts? Rice ball cupping time.

Touch clavicles and armpits, stroke backs, shoulders, and arms toward your chest, then rub those melons for six months. Miyuki is still waiting for Kouyou’s full treatment. Although the other girls plan on surprising him with “booty calls” on the trip to Okinawa.

Next Time in Okinawa — OVAs or Season 2?

Sawaranaide Kotesashi-kun packed in all the fanservice today, though the beach scenes are a total tease. Second season, when? Or will the Okinawa trip only be a couple of episodes as Blu-ray specials?

Final Thoughts on Sawaranaide Kotesashi-kun.

The sports trainer and massage table are the perfect vehicles for exploring fanservice scenarios and fetishes. Sawaranaide Kotesashi-kun fused naked quivering bodies with the dorm mother premise, granting free access to nubile women. The anime delivered on massages acting as proxies for mind-blowing sex and screaming orgasms.

However, I wish we saw more of the dorm life situations. Only the first episode provided the classic lucky lecher moment of walking in on someone in a bath changing room.

I also appreciated how Kouyou emphasized in Sawaranaide Kotesashi-kun that sports trainers should act ethically with members of the opposite sex. The Larry Nassar scandal at USA Gymnastics, operating with impunity for decades, exposes how vulnerable women are to criminal predators. Should we buy Kouyou’s claims that he has no sex drive? I see it as a comedic device to pit competitive women against Kouyou’s self-control.

Like other sports procedurals, Sawaranaide Kotesashi-kun leaned heavily on a stream of words playing over sexy bare skin. You gotta have something as background noise to justify watching ecchi material! Great job.

Overall, I loved how the comedy flowed from the girls’ character development. The jealous reactions from Aoba and Aroma toward the season’s end stood out. One personal preference: more scenes with Izumi collecting research materials for her romance writing. Sawaranaide Kotesashi-kun has the potential to connect massage oil and more otaku-related scenarios.

Sawaranaide Kotesashi-kun Blu-rays and Extra Merch!

I hope the anime returns for a second season. But fans can relive the glories of shoulder blade crease insertion and Pepee Lotion in the Blu-ray releases much sooner.

Hands off: Sawaranaide Kotesashi-kun (Sawaranaide Kotesashi-kun) streams uncensored on Crunchyroll in Japanese audio and multiple language subtitles.

Did you enjoy the twist that Vice Principal Shiraoka was Kouyou’s first patient instead of Aroma? That teenage boy needs to put his hands on more office ladies. And Miyuki still needs a proper massage. Who should Kouyou treat next? Tell us in the comments!

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