Tama encountered a wild vagrant woman after defeating the Earth Dragon to save Aria’s life. And she wants his baby!
Episode 4 — “Awaken — Behemoth!”
Hmm.
Reincarnation in the Beheneko world — how does it work? Tama woke up in a baby Behemoth’s body after the knight in his past life died. I had asked, “Do baby monsters hatch out of an egg in a dungeon?” At least Tama was a juvenile, and I speculated that the Elemental Cat was the nymph or tadpole version of an adult monster. But Stella’s fully formed female body at the site of the Earth Dragon’s death raises more questions.
The connection between Stella and Tama might be resurrecting inside the dungeon. Did the former knight also die in the dungeon? Is this how a dungeon replenishes monsters? And why did a person reincarnate as a monster and vice versa for a dragon? I prefer fantasy shows to employ coherent and consistent logic, even in my fanservice fetish anime. Beheneko’s magic skill tree makes sense, but organisms mysteriously waking up in dungeons makes me scratch my head.
My speculation — the Philosopher’s Stone in the dungeon. The demons in Beheneko are looking for it, and the mythical material has always been an enigmatic source of alchemical transmogrification and immortality. Is this how S-Class monsters resurrect in this world? I hope we find answers before the end of the season.
Weekly Beheneko Cleavage and Pussy… Cat!
Tama continuously shows us the most comfortable spot in the Beheneko show. Yes. It’s nestling between Aria’s massive mammaries as they lightly squeeze you. Tama missed the warm nook while Aria suffered poisoning but quickly found his favorite place after she took the antidote. Later, Vulcan fashioned new bikini armor for Aria with the orichalcum metal she bought with the bounty from a dead Earth Dragon. That hardened metallic bustier must have created even more pressure for Tama to enjoy.
How about this? Beheneko introduced a staple of cat video channels everywhere: toe beans! Squeezing little kitten paw pads within sight of cleavage and puffy nipples proves this anime understands its audience.
Heh.
It’s an S-Rank Monster fight! Tama looks more like a bear with horns than a feline species. Ack! Beheneko quickly ended the monster movie episode. I didn’t expect a scene of Godzilla and King Kong destroying a city, but I had hoped the monster mash would last longer than a love bite to the neck.
Oh, good. Tama’s Behemoth form only lasts if he has enough mana. How does he build magic energy back, though? And what if he gains a talent for regenerating magic faster than the second form consumes it? Well. Tama will remain a kitten cuddling Aria’s cleavage for a while more.
Hahaha! Look at the size scale between an Earth Dragon and the other monsters Tama stored away. Thank you, Beheneko, for flashing Aria’s underboob as we look at her diseased arm. Har. The knights accepted a dead dragon dropping in a field without reservations. Elemental Cats are mysterious companions! During Aria’s feverish delirium, she recalled the Sword Saint’s pet rescuing her from demons and wet pants. Aria’s love of cats started with a kink! And that drama resolved with a happy ending. Aria recovered, and Tama returned to his kitten body, so things returned to normal. Right? Of course not!
Yandere Wanderer Stalks Beheneko’s Ballsy Behemoth
Tama wanted to test the new skills he had absorbed because he ate a piece of the Earth Dragon. Also, his evolved Behemoth form is gray and inaccessible. How can he use it again? Uh oh. A crazy chick is sniffing Tama’s helmet! She knows him somehow and talks like she’s the Earth Dragon. What’s going on in Beheneko? Does she want another fight? OH. It’s tangled-crotch wrestling. Earth Dragons didn’t have big horns, but she’s extra horny! Run, Tama, run! The yandere woman‘s eyes give him the heebie-jeebies.
Oh boy. Aria finished her recovery, so it’s time for a picnic date to celebrate. Poor Tama. Dressed in a frilly baby smock. Aria told Tama about the circumstances in the demon-attack flashback we saw earlier in the Beheneko episode. She hugged her mother goodbye and started on the path of becoming an adventurer. Aria inherited her celebrated chest from her MILF ELF (Elf I’d Like to F•••) mother. Obviously! Aw. Aria feels low self-esteem because others keep saving her, contrary to her goal of becoming a savior to those in need.
Beheneko Bikini Warriors and Stray Gyarus
Oh, right. Vulcan and Aria returned from the emergency quest with loot! Tama and Aria have new orichalcum armor! She’s a bikini warrior!
Straight to the dungeon to test Aria’s gear upgrades. Tama leveled up — he can buff his party members with a “Lion King” blessing. Beheneko may as well call him the “Loin” King, too, because he’s the Ballsy Baby Behemoth. Uh oh! There’s that wandering hobo yandere who craves Tama’s kingly loins! Vulcan and Aria guess that she’s an adventurer with amnesia. Ack! That’s a lot of XXX-rated dirty talk! Nobody’s making babies with Tama’s preteen tomcat balls! Yandere Wanderer will have to wait. Also, Aria will take her in like she does orphan kids. Otherwise, the wild-haired woman could become a slave! Why are Aria, Vulcan, and Arnold in her chained-slave fantasy? Aria dubbed Yandere Wanderer “Stella” because the stars were out. Stella calls Tama “The Strong One” and can hear his thoughts! Nothing good can come from that.
The Baths and Telepaths of Beheneko
Confirmed. Every Beheneko episode is the bath episode. So far! Stella is another tanned waifu, but she has the gyaru aesthetic. What? This anime blots out the Barbie Doll crotches! Unfair! It showed us full-frontal Tama’s tamas in the first episode! Although we haven’t seen those furballs since then. Oh yes. Cleavage, nipples, and toe beans. Beheneko knows what we like.
Stella the Yandere Wanderer explains her situation. She’s the Earth Dragon who has reincarnated into a wild-haired gyaru body! S-Rank monsters talk to each other telepathically. Stella remembers hatching as an Earth Dragon, but how did she wake up in a pile of bones as a voluptuous gyaru? Did her soul reanimate a deceased adventurer? Stella claims to have an ancient Reincarnation Skill. Did that happen to Tama, too? She fell in love with him because he was strong enough to dominate her. The yandere is a submissive woman! Misfortune. She must wait her turn for impregnation because Aria is Tama’s master. Vulcan is next, right? Don’t let your guard down, Tama. The Yandere Wanderer is a dragon in the sack!
Ballsy Behemoth Harem Takes in Tanned Yandere Gyaru
Next time, Stella becomes a Chatty Cathy inside poor Tama’s catty mind. Watch your furballs, Tama!
Beheneko: The Elf-Girl’s Cat is Secretly an S-Ranked Monster! streams on Hidive in Japanese audio with English subtitles.
We saw steamy cloud crotch censorship today. How do you feel about that? Producers place those white spots for the blown-out levels of steam censorship in the broadcast version. Boo! I wanted to see those smooth montes pubis! How much do you love a yandere gyaru character in Beheneko? Let us know in the comments below!
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