Aria returns to defend her elf village against a demon invasion. Yes, she shares a bath with her mom!
Episode 11 — “The Philosopher’s Stone & the Secret of Lumines”
Hmm.
I was wrong. I had thought the elemental cat that saved Aria during the last demon attack on her village connected to Aria’s Japanese isekai master somehow. Unfortunately, Beheneko, Episode 11’s events are impossible to reconcile with that theory. Oh well. Is Tama that unique an S-Class Monster that resembles a friendly magical cat? Or does monster evolution work differently? Can only the self-aware monsters evolve to S-Rank? That line of thinking makes sense and explains Tama’s Behemoth Class skill tree.
Remember, he’s also a broken, overpowered MC because of his unique skill of acquiring the skill tree of whatever monster he eats. Tama is Rimuru from Tensura in a cute kitten’s body padding toe beans on mammary mattresses. Oh, right. There was that time Rimuru reincarnated as a slime and bounced on elf boobies. Gah! Beheneko is a Tensura clone! Oh, wait. I already explained that.
So, Leo the Elemental Cat is not a juvenile behemoth. But Alisha still knew Tama’s secret. How did she know? My wild speculation that connects Stella’s Dragonewt body to Alisha’s situation: Humanoid Behemoths. Could the Grand Mage, Alisha’s husband and slave master, be whatever that is? These are not questions Beheneko will answer this season. But I enjoy picking at the threads of poorly organized premises that self-published web stories generate.
Meh.
Yes, yes. Beheneko is about fanservice “action” scenes instead of anime action scenes. Still, cheap-looking 3D CGI monsters and generic demons break the immersion more than usual. Thankfully, we only have one more episode of fantasy action-adventure before more adventurous “action.”
Weekly Beheneko Cleavage and Pussy… Cat!
Tama spent most of the episode using Aria’s cleavage as a mamachari basket. What a comfortable way to tour his master’s hometown! Of course, he spent time in the bath with Aria and her mother. That’s right. The bath episode streak continues, with toe beans and feline mama mammary mashing. Beheneko knows how to deliver what its audience wants!
Heh.
Boo. Beheneko wastes time repeating Aria’s pants-wetting flashback to Leo the Elemental Cat saving her life and Alisha killing the demons who attacked her. Nice sailboat. Ha! Arnold Holzweilzenegger joined the military forces to protect Aria’s home village. Let’s see if this proves true: Alisha is confident Aria won’t wet her panties this time. Well, at least the demons won’t do that to her. Tama, on the other hand… Ooh, look! The opening credits switched Tama’s Holy Beast Mode from the Behemoth’s second form.
Beheneko’s Forest Village of Busty Elves
Okay, fine. I’ll learn the Aria’s home village’s name: Lumines. Only to save typing time, I swear! How long do World Trees take to grow as tall and broad as the one at the center of Lumines? Aria and Tama’s house could be at the center of one someday. Wow. Elf Amazon forces from other villages have come to aid in the defense. Alisha has suspicions about one Amazon in particular. Gusiona has an eyepatch and an owl. Suspicious signs for Beheneko?
Tama enjoys the tour of Lumines, but Lily and Feri’s tiny fairy brains need constant distraction. Run around the woods! Hey, it’s the elemental cat who saved Aria’s life. With someone else? Aw. I had thought Alisha had a relationship with the big cat, but I’m clearly wrong. Fione owns Leo, an adult elemental cat who loves sexy elf girls. Or do all elemental cats love elf girls?
Amazing! Only ten weeks later does Beheneko show us cat balls again! And they belong to Leo, not Tama! One episode left for another shot of behemoth balls. Leo presented submissiveness to Tama, which blew my theory about all elemental cats being baby behemoth monsters. Leo was obviously better at Ice Howling than Tama because he could float four icicles before launching them, while Tama could only do one. However, Tama’s single howling projectile can pierce S-Class monsters.
Oh, MILF Elf Online: A Beheneko Homage, Parody, or Plagiarism?
Hoho! Aria’s mom, Leona, is the captain of Amazon Squad! Har! She loved and missed Aria so much that she developed a two-hit area-of-effect attack. Sounds familiar, huh? Ah. The Philosopher’s Stone is at the center of Lumines’s World Tree. And Vulcan can tell that Aria’s melons didn’t fall far from her mother’s vine.
Bath time! Thank you, Beheneko, for matronly melons and extending your bath episode streak. Again! Aria expresses her worries about her mother on the battlefield. The anime lazily leans on the premise that a person’s “reason to fight” causes new skills to manifest. Leona desired to keep her village safe so that Aria would have a home for her to return to. Hoh. Tama likes how Leona uses her hands. Somehow (somehow), he usually finds himself in the middle of a mammary mashup. Also, boobalicious bedtime.
Beheneko moves back to action-adventure drama. Gusiona was a demon in disguise! Alisha suspected her and cut her down, but the demoness fulfilled her mission. She informed Vasago that the World Tree is the location of the Philosopher’s Stone! Demon invasion! Worse yet, cheap 3D CGI monsters!
Action Before “Action” for Beheneko’s Season Finale
The Beheneko season’s endgame starts. Good to know: Stella wears black panties underneath her nightgown. Alisha erected (heh) a protective barrier, taking her out of the fight. Our heroes separate into groups to defend the gates.
Next time, Beheneko gives us hero poses! And one final bath episode?
Beheneko: The Elf-Girl’s Cat is Secretly an S-Ranked Monster! streams on Hidive in Japanese audio with English subtitles.
Did you enjoy Aria’s trip down Mammary Lane with her mother? Or how about another blatant isekai rip-off, this time of Okaa-san Online? I’d like to see Leona in bikini armor, but a bath scene was better! What did you think about Tama’s oyakodon? Let us know in the comments below!
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