A Hollywood Reporter exclusive has revealed that KPop Demon Hunters writing duo Danya Jimenez and Hannah McMechan will team up with director Tim Burton for the upcoming remake of 1958’s death by snu snu B-movie, Attack of the 50 Foot Woman.
Which raises the questions:
Do you like big butts and …?
- … cannot lie.
- … cannot survive their immense crushing pressure. (And it’s fine.)
- … can’t get enough of 50 Foot Woman remakes and shoutouts in other media. I’m not saying I have a fetish, but… heck, I like my women like my ridiculously large gas-guzzling road-eating abominations. Bigger is better.
- … all the above. (Well, maybe not a).
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50 Foot Woman? Anime has 50 Foot Waifus!
The word of the day is Macrophilia. Or, as we say on the street, “death by snu snu.” Thank you, Futurama, for burning that phrase into my soft and squishy cerebral cortex.
It’s not only Western animators who love big women and Attack of the 50 Foot Woman. Manga and anime artists have been supersizing waifus since forever (forever being the scientific term for “I have no real clue, but I bet it’s a long time”). For instance, Lucky Star directly referenced Attack of the 50 Foot Woman with closet-perv Hiyori’s vision of a giant Yutaka Kobayakawa.
So yes, otaku can make giant women even more pervy.
Giants, Chains, and Death by Snu Snu Quirks. Oh My!
More recently, Chained Soldier gave us the size-shifting Shushu Suruga. Chained Soldier (Mato Seihei no Slave) really does serve every kink, from big to small.
And most waifus are shorty malotis (that’s South African slang for “little hot ladies”). But even the shorties can get big. Diane from Seven Deadly Sins comes in at 30 feet (over 9 meters), and Annie from Attack on Titan topped almost 40 feet (14 meters). Size-shifting is part of the whole giantess shtick. It’s in Attack of the 50 Foot Woman, too.
And who’s the biggest of them all? Mount Lady from Boku no Hero Academia clocks in at a monumental 67 feet (over 20 meters). Come on, Attack of the 50 Foot Woman, put on a few feet!
You other brothers can’t deny, we love ’em big. Big ladies give big hugs.
But can you name more giant-sized waifus? Plus-size our harem of 2D-hotties, in the comments below.
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