Have you ever wondered why people get so into Halloween? I always thought it was because it allows people to indulge in behaviors they can’t usually play out. It lets the respectable office lady be a sultry vampire. It lets the blue-collar worker be Indiana Jones for a night. This applies to reading as well. While most of us can’t take epic, faraway adventures, we can live vicariously through the words on a page. This doesn’t only apply to adventures in desolate lands. It also applies to adventures of the body. Most of us will never shtup a school idol. But if you get a Love Live! doujin or two, you can at least imagine you will. Imagination takes you far in life, so use it to your advantage and insert yourself into lewd school idol books.
Did you know all our in-stock items are 10% off during our Halloween sale? What better way to celebrate that than to purchase some ero-parodies of your favorite Love Live! girls? Here’s a fun little vanilla list that you can choose from!
Recommended Love Live! Doujins — Hip (Oshiri) 100%
I’ve been a fan of Love Live! since I first saw Nico Yazawa and understood the meaning of “love at first sight.” I can proudly say that Nico is my ideal woman. Little did I know that my one-sided crush would result in a years-long school idol addiction. And of all the iterations of Love Live! that have spawned over the years, none are as creative as Love Live! Nijigasaki Gakuen School Idol Club. Something about breaking the team mold that’s so prevalent in the franchise and instead letting the girls’ individual personalities shine spoke to me more than I can say.
If I had one complaint about the series, it was Ayumu’s possessiveness toward Yu. I would have loved for those two to have a healthier relationship. Although we won’t see that in the show, thanks to the artistic contributions of Kitaku, Circle Kitakujikan has provided us with a healthier version of the two. Removing the weird codependent sexual tension that Ayumu has toward Yu and replacing it with full-on horniness, their Hip (Oshiri) 100% doujin is one hell of a fun read. Best of all, it’s a cheap buy at $9.25.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? I can’t tell you. How many licks does it take to get Ayumu on her knees? Yu-chan says about 25. And that’s the plot of Hip (Oshiri) 100%! After a long day of practice, as the two girls change before heading home, Yu-chan realizes that Ayumu’s bum has grown. In that situation, what’s a friend to do? Well, look at it as closely as possible, then massage and grope it to find out if it’s bigger. And as Yu does this and Ayumu shows more excitement, Yu takes it as a go-ahead to head further south of the border, leading to full-on yuri action in the Nijigasaki club room.
Haru Arashi
“Put your hand down my pants and I bet you’ll feel nuts” — Yu Takasaki or the Bloodhound Gang. I ask, my dear reader, who actually said that phrase? If you’re middle-aged or close to it, you’d go with the latter. But if you’re a fan of doujin artist Orihi Chihiro, you know that’s prime Yu Takasaki behavior.
A Circle Virophilia production, Haru Arashi, centers around an intimate rainy day between Shizuku Osaka and Yu. After foul weather forces the pair to cancel a cherry blossom and shrine date, their plans move to a stay-at-home date. As Yu reads one of Shizuku’s scripts, the theme of sadomasochism comes up. Jokingly, a playful Yu smacks Shizuku’s ass like she’s bringing down the wrath of God, and unexpectedly, Shizuku enjoys what’s happening! She even asks for more!
But it’s not all pain for Shizuku. In this Love Live! doujin, Yu-san is packing quite a large ding-a-ling, so a raunchy and violent sexy time ensues. Orihi Chihiro’s art in this doujin is second to none. At 30 pages, the retail cost of $10.62 is a solid investment for what may be long nights of sordid use.
Recommended Love Live! Doujins — Inno(s)cent
One has to wonder, “What’s with doujin artists using rainy days as a prelude to hot, steamy yuri action?” That’s not a rhetorical question. I’m actually curious. The moment the rain starts, I’m out the door to go hiking in the rain. Is that normie-like behavior? Is the rain supposed to stimulate me? Life’s odd when you think about it. But you know what’s not? Wanting to see the Love Live! girls go at it like wolves.
And in this 24-page, $12.15 Love Live! doujin, Circle Virophilia once again brings us some foul-weather romance. Inno(s)cent features Kaho Hinoshita and Sayaka Murano from the Link! Like! Love Live! series. With stellar art by Orihi Chihiro, Inno(s)cent caters to all osmolagnia lovers. Rain leads to yuri. How? I’m not sure, but that really doesn’t matter. I can’t tell you how the wind works, but my lack of knowledge on the topic doesn’t equate to falsities on weather-related issues. As a sudden downpour strands Kaho and Sayaka in a bedroom, Kaho playfully mentions that she loves Sayaka’s scent. And from there, it’s go time.
Moving faster than the speed of sound, the moment Sayaka gets close to Kaho, she disrobes her and sticks her tongue in her mouth. If only Bell from DanMachi could be that wanton with Syr and Ryu. It makes an interesting show a million times better.
Secret After
Circle Atamayo’s first entry into this list focuses on an intimate night by Link! Like! Love Live! protagonists Sayaka Murano and Tsuzuri Yugiri. While there’s a noticeable lack of rain in this Love Live! doujin, there’s also a lack of foreplay. The two girls get right into it. And there’s a lot to get into. Of all the yuri works on this list, this one is the hottest. Sayaka and Tsuzuri go at it like it’s their God-given purpose. But can you blame them? Sometimes, you realize you need to savor the opportunity that has come your way.
Kujia’s artwork fits the steamy scenes of this Love Live! doujin so well. The reader explores the most intimate parts alongside them. For $11.25, you can own the nose-bleed-inducing 24-page Secret After. I can’t stress how sexy this work is; Tsuzuri flows like the Amazon River in this one. So, buy it, buy it now!
Tokimeki Youtopia
Circle Kitakujikan has a thing for Love Live! doujins, and we have a thing for their work. Can you blame us? Kitaku’s artwork is God-tier. And that soul-moving art is fully present in the 24-page Love Live! doujin Tokimeki Youtopia. When done right, cosplay can be something awe-inspiring. If the right person plays the appropriate character, it’s magic. And when Yu-chan asks Setsuna and Ayumu to cosplay for her, the gates of heaven open for her.
As Yu-chan gives into that most primal of desires, her mind goes blank at the thrills she’s experiencing by plowing a cosplaying Ayumu and Setsuna. When Ayumu gets deeper into the experience and flips Yu-chan’s switch, the poor girl can barely stay alive due to the pleasure she’s experiencing. For $9, you too can experience (or would rather pretend to live) Yu’s pleasure.
Buy Our Love Live! Merch
Need more Love Live! ecchiness? You do, of course! We have many more doujins in our store, so check them out! We also have a beautiful You Watanabe figure up for grabs. Featuring the Love Live! Sunshine!! school idol in her School Idol Festival All Stars sailor-themed costume, the figure brilliantly portrays her genki personality and charms. With thigh highs, a frilly skirt, and an exposed belly, the figure is a godsend for You fans. Like seriously, Alter went above and beyond with this 1/7 scale figure, so trust me when I say you need it. I know about these things because I’m a marine biologist. It’s in stock and ships from Japan, so you can also get a 10% discount on her if you buy before Halloween!
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