I have a philosophical question for you — what makes you a furry? Do you have to dress the part, or do you become one when you think, “Demi-humans are hot!”? Does reading Karasu Chan’s Don’t Feed The Trolls GG EZ and getting aroused make you a furry? I can’t answer that. But I can tempt you to embark on a journey of self-discovery. So come with me, weeb-kun! It’s time to venture into kinks unknown!
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When You Screw So Hard, You Fall in Love
Let me preface what comes next by saying that this doujin is the sequel to Don’t Feed the Trolls. Some may say, “Kashou, why? Why would you review a doujin’s sequel when you haven’t reviewed the original?”
That’s a valid question.
I could answer that cynically and say that I want you to buy both doujins. Hooking you with the second volume guarantees two sales. But the Kashou is more benevolent than that. I love both volumes of this doujin, but the second is way more entertaining. Why? There’s a very dumb display of love. But before you venture into Don’t Feed the Trolls GG EZ, know that in the previous doujin, a foul-mouthed Gamer Girl (JugemujugemugokoNoodleDough#0926) and a demi-human caiman porn star got into an online fight.
To paraphrase PeelingFlesh, Gamer Girl’s “mouth got her ass in trouble, and she got face-f**ked with a massive lizard wee wee.” And I mean that. Literally. She talked crap, and lizard-bro called her bluff. Somehow that argument ended with them going at it like ultra-horny rabbits. Even more confusingly, that violent romp ended with the two agreeing to produce adult content together. And they’re not content being page-two content creators — they need to be the top performers on Powhub! That ferocious hide-the-dick battle royal led to Don’t Feed the Trolls GG EZ and its events.
The doujin’s MCs unwittingly unlocked that “fall-in-love DLC.” Yet for all the tightness in their chests and loins, the two don’t realize it.
Don’t Feed the Trolls GG EZ …
With that, welcome to Don’t Feed the Trolls GG EZ!
Time’s passed since Gamer Girl and Caiman-kun ravaged each other like MMA fighters. How much time? Who knows. But it’s long enough that both of them are craving each other’s company and bodily juices. That leaves Caiman-kun in a bit of a pickle. He’s an adult video actor by trade, but with the sweet, slightly blood-splattered face of a Gamer Girl burned into his retinas, he can’t perform. All he can think about is her.
But they’re not an item. Hell, they haven’t even talked in ages. What can he do? How can he feel the warmth and violence of tsundere mating? Well, he can take her on a date! But asking a tsundere on a date is an unnecessarily complicated endeavor.
Dating a normal person is straightforward. It’s like Robert Downey Jr. said in Tropic Thunder — “it’s simple as pie…look them square in the eyes and say, ‘You and me is going on a date.’” But when you deal with a tsundere — especially one like the heroine in Don’t Feed the Trolls GG EZ — that proclamation will only get you a beating that could put you in a coma. So, he invites her to an amusement park under the pretense of “getting that #1 spot on Powhub.”
Buttttttttttttttttttt it doesn’t work… Or does it?
Sex Like an F5 Tornado
I’m amazed at how something worn out in one scenario can make me feel overwhelmingly fresh in another. I loathe the wishy-washy approach to dating that saturates rom-com anime and manga. But Caiman-kun took that approach, and it made me bellow with laughter. There’s a deep irony in two people being so awkward around each other when it comes to romance, even though they committed war crimes against each other’s genitalia. And that irony is what makes the romance in Don’t Feed the Trolls GG EZ so entertaining. The two would-be lovebirds aren’t awkward because they lack sexual experience. They’re dealing with a new emotion. I find that magical.
But as their pseudo-date progresses, Gamer Girl realizes their day has had a surprising and infuriating lack of orgasms. They’re in an amusement park, but there’s a disturbing lack of sex! She didn’t join Caiman-kun for a date — she came to bang! So, with that, the bodily juices start to flow. But the people around them quickly realized that Gamer Girl and Caiman-kun were fornicating. They mount a dastardly escape. However, that escape fails, transitions into a fight, and ends with redemption. But only after what I’d describe as a wholly unnecessary scene. If you read Don’t Feed the Trolls GG EZ, you’ll know exactly which scene I mean, and you may think, “Huh?”
“Kashou, did you really complain about that scene in this doujin?”
Yes. Yes, I did. Noncon and dubcon are two different beasts. A dubious agreement still counts as an agreement. I don’t enthusiastically go to work or pay my taxes, but I begrudgingly agree. Life screws me either way, but one version stings less.
Karasu Chan Is an Expressive Soul
My favorite part about Don’t Feed the Trolls GG EZ and other Karasu Chan works is how expressive it is. For an artist who takes a minimalist approach to a character’s eyes and face, K-chan stuffs every panel with emotion. If you remove the doujin’s story and leave only the art, I’d cry. I’d miss the tsundere-ness. But I’d still understand every interaction. This doujin lets you understand everything a character is feeling. And Karasu Chan conveys those feelings believably.
A tsundere becoming clingy and amorous when she’s drunk is like a cloud being extremely heavy. At first, your brain rejects the idea, but after some thought, it makes perfect sense. Karasu Chan’s illustrations depict that wonderfully. All that praise is only for how the story expresses emotion. How it expresses horniness is even more surreal.
Certain things you can’t understand unless you experience them. Few things highlight that experience as well as consensual sex that we can neatly describe as, “I’m going to show them their place.” Every sex scene is erotically spiteful. That’s not something the layperson can achieve.
Does Don’t Feed the Trolls Make You a Furry?
Now we’re back to the main question — “What makes you a furry?” I still can’t answer that. But if you buy these doujins, you’re likely to find the answer. But maybe you’re a noob who’s too afraid to answer that because you’ll have to admit that you’re a furry. Either way — here are the first and second doujins! And if you’re looking for more Karasu Chan doujins, we also stock the second volume of What Happened After My Place Got So Humid It Grew Magic Mushrooms and I Ate Them and Got Super Horny!.
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