None of us can choose how we’ll exit this world, shuffling off this mortal coil and heading to that great anime convention in the sky. But if anime fans could choose their own deaths, I’ll bet we’d be okay with some of these. Enjoy the 18 best ways for an anime otaku to die, with helpful suggestions by J-List’s awesome Twitter fam.
Death from girls landing on you by parachute wouldn’t be the worst way to go.
I might be okay with suffocation by pantsu in a situation like this.
One of the best ways for an anime otaku to die might be to be crushed into a pulp by Meiko from Prison School.
This would be another interesting way for an anime otaku to die. At least you’d have fun on your way out.
Being crushed by a cute girl’s thighs while she was wearing those iconic Japanese gym uniforms might be okay.
If she were crushing you between her tights-covered thighs, it might be even better. Just think how warm the fabric would feel against your face while consciousness slowly slipped away.
There seems to be a theme going with anime fans and thighs. For some reason, we all love anime thighs.
If you gotta go, being crushed by an opponent using the ancient martial art of thighkwondo couldn’t be the worst.
As an anime otaku, being taken out by the brilliant light of a cute girl’s “absolute zone” might be okay.
Being taken out by an opponent wearing pure white pantsu would be acceptable.
I might be okay with death by slime girl.
How about death by lightning strike? At least it’d be quick.
I think we could all agree that being crushed between two sexy girls’ oppai would be just fine.
Yes, when all is said and done, this would be a fine way for any anime otaku to go to their heavenly reward.
Being dispatched by Revy would be alright. At least you’d have a nice view before it was all over.
I’d hate to get hit by a truck, unless there was an isekai in it for me. pic.twitter.com/2uPKSKIFyK
— Peter Payne (@JListPeter) June 19, 2020
Finally, getting hit by a truck would suck, unless I knew there was an isekai waiting for me on the other end. Maybe something involving a harem of dark elves…
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