One of the fun things about living in Japan is getting to watch Japanese television. There are 5 national television networks in Japan, NTV, Fuji TV, TBS, TV Asahi, and TV Tokyo, and most viewers enjoy a variety of entertainment from these five channels. Our family watches news (Newsstation 23, World Business Satellite), dramas (my wife is watching the current Fuji drama with heart throb Mokomichi Hayami), sports (my wife’s father watches baseball every day, and sumo when it’s on), and anime (we never miss Sazae-san on Sunday nights). In addition to the traditional TV stations, there are upstart satellite broadcasting networks like SkyPerfectTV, which carries American programming like CNNj and Fox Japan (for fans who can’t wait for the latest episodes of 24 to show up at the DVD rental shop).
A big staple of Japanese television is the variety show, which by definition features a wide variety of subjects, from asking non-bilingual Japanese to answer questions in broken English while a translation of what they’re really saying appears on the screen, to shows that challenge people to live for a month on just $100, to “truth or dare” contests where they make popular actresses get into a bathtub of very-hot water for 30 seconds. Often these variety shows go for shock value, like the show I caught that made swimsuit idol Otoha climb to the highest point of the the 509-meter tall Tapiei 101 Tower in Taiwan — on the outside of the building. Another show offered to grant wishes sent in by viewers, as long as they were interesting. One boy said he’d always wanted to take a bath in a giant vat of caramel custard pudding (aka flan), so the producers got a hundred volunteers from his town to prepare it for him; but in the end, the boy decided he didn’t want to jump into the custard since everyone had worked so hard to make it, so they all ate it instead. Another man had always wanted to fly while holding helium balloons, but it takes hundreds of balloons to lift a man off the ground. The show constructed a giant net for him to wear on his back then filled it with balloons until he was able to “fly” 10 cm off the ground, finally fulfilling his dream. Variety shows like to capture bizarre moments of kawaii too, like when one show dressed cute-as-a-button Yuko Ogura as a baby seal took her to the polar bear tank at the zoo. The results were pretty hilarious — see the video here (Windows Media required)
No matter how much I like living in Japan, there’s just no replacement for good old American medicine when I’m sick, and whenever I go back the the States I always pick up Nyquil, Advil, Alka-Seltzer and other medicines I think I might need back in Japan. While my wife usually prefers Japanese medicine — which is usually too weak for my big gaijin body — she’s starting to see the benefits of the stronger American remedies. Last month when she caught a head cold, she didn’t waste any time asking me for “the strong stuff,” and she was on her feet in no time. In addition to U.S. medicines being stronger than their Japanese counterparts, there’s another difference: Japanese medicine bottles aren’t required to have child-proof caps on them. As a result, Japanese almost never know how to open a child-proof cap, and I usually have to step in and help my wife when she’s trying to get the bottle open.
When my children were small my mother bought us a book we’ve come to value a lot: Japanese Children’s Favorite Stories, which contains English versions of all the famous children’s stories that Japanese know, like Momotaro (Peach Boy) and the Old Man who made the Flowers Bloom. Happily, we’ve got this excellent book in stock in San Diego, and I heartily recommend it to all parents who want to treat their kids to some great stories from Japan. The book even comes with an audio CD, too!
