You have a better chance of finding a couple species from Re:wild’s Most Wanted list than seeing the second season of No Game No Life. Unless it’s Spice & Wolf, the economics of demand and supply seem absent from the anime industry. This is unfortunate because it leaves one of isekai’s most loved titles without another chance to shine. As a result, its fans are destined to experience endless sadness as they listen to whatever doom metal band they like. On repeat. But it’s not all doom and gloom! With FREEing’s Jibril Shampoo Figure, you can at least remember the ecchi goodness that was No Game No Life.
FREEing’s Jibril Shampoo Figure = Horny Fuel
What makes No Game No Life so good? I owe you that answer; I haven’t watched it. Much like the iDOLM@STER franchise, I only know it from doujins. While that may seem distasteful, that’s the mark of success in the anime world. The more lewd fan art and doujins are associated with a show, the better received it is. FREEing understands this sentiment better than most. They could market their sultry Jibril figure as a legitimate cure for ED.
Playfully coquettish, the figure bears nearly every inch of Jibril. The placement of her wings sensually buffs the curves of her waist and the slope of her kneeling legs. The nozzle of the spirit shampoo bottle that Jibril is holding wraps around her soft thighs and slithers over the majestic Jibril canyon. And while some may lament that, the way it wraps around her posterior makes it look bigger, and that’s a solid win. Speaking of big, this is a 1/4 scale figure, so it kneels upright at 9.6″ (24.5 cm).
The gradient of her hair draws you in like a hundred-dollar bill fluttering on the sidewalk. And the way her hair parts to expose her irresistibly toned back is a 10/10 detail. Her expression and the placement of the spirit shampoo bottle scream sex appeal. If you squint and look at the figure, you can swear she’s holding something else. The Jibril Shampoo Figure faithfully replicates her halo and ear tuffs. And if you’re like me, you wanna stroke those ear tuffs.
You Need This Figure, So Buy It, Buy It Now
Being part of FREEing’s B-styled figure line, the Jibril Shampoo Figure is well worth the regular $370 price tag. And as I said, pissed-off J-List followers are sending me hurtful messages about being out of touch with the economic woes of the average fan. I hate to break it to you, but, I’m also what you call “poor.” Luckily, we don’t have to scream “Ganbare! Ganbare!” to our wallets. This captivating figure is currently on sale for $314.50. For our American readers who struggle with units of measurement, that’s about four Giordano’s deep-dish pizzas and four Starbucks Pumpkin Spiced Lattes.
We have plenty more No Game No Life merch, like our “affordable” Izuna Nendoroid Figure. As well as our mid-range Shiro, Yuu Kamiya Art Works 1/7 Figure, or this high-class Schwi 1/4 B-style Bunny Figure.
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