What would you do if your partner couldn’t perform in bed because they felt you couldn’t excite her enough? While you could go at it like Viagra-fueled rabbits when you first got together, marriage and the monotony that came with it killed off your sex life. Things are so bad that your husband can’t even get a chubby-wubby when he sees you naked. Realizing that things must change, you set out to remedy the issue. But how do you do that? Do you go to couples therapy? Or do you invite your busty friend over so the two of you can sack your husband like he’s Constantinople? If you’re an A+ wife, B is the answer. And that’s the heartwarming story in Tachibana Omina’s I Can’t Get It Up Without Two Pairs of Big Breasts, So My Wife Brought Her Friend!
I Can’t Get It Up Without Two Pairs of Big Breasts, So My Wife Brought Her Friend! Synopsis
“Porn is bad, m’kay.” Well, not really. There’s no such thing as bad influences, only weak people. Yuuto Okamura is one of those weak people. When he first fell in love with the beautiful and busty Sae, they put more mileage in their bedroom than a professional call girl. But once they exchanged rings and the excitement faded, Yuuto’s pocket rocket refused to take off again. Instead, he filled his head with fantasies about busty harems. While a man can dream, that dream shouldn’t affect his life, but in Yuuto’s case, it does. As he indulges in mountains of porn, his wife feels abandoned. Her fields remain unplowed, and since she wants a kid and is a faithful partner, this creates a problem.
But Sae is crafty, so she uses her husband’s kinks against him when she involves her busty friend Emi in a titillating trio. The rules of their new arrangement are simple. He does them both but only unloads in Sae. But Yuuto can’t contain his excitement after Emi moves in with the married duo! He’s so happy about this new development that his torso hammer gets so large that he can’t wear condoms! And we all know how that ends.
This Doujin Rules
Sure, big uglies take center stage in wild tales of wife stealing, but that’s for the Diddy crowd. That’s not what Kyonyu ga Futari to Bokki Shinai Otto no Tameni Tomodachi wo Tsuretekita Tsuma is about. There’s a reason why vanilla is the most popular flavor of ice cream. The smooth and easily palatable taste suits almost everyone. And this doujin is for everyone. Well, maybe not everyone. I’m sure there’s a religious loon who looks at threesomes the same way I look at vegan beef tacos (utter contempt). But rest assured, this is a titillating story that most would enjoy.
I believe that if adult material only stimulates, it’s smut. Does it bring the feels? Then it’s entertainment. And this doujin was entertaining as hell. I can’t remember the last time I laughed so hard when reading adult material. The comedic timing in this was perfect. I can’t begin to explain how much that means to me. Sex is supposed to be fun! You’re doing it wrong if you and your partner aren’t laughing and fumbling. Kyonyuu ga Futari Inai to Bokki shinai Otto no Tame ni Tomodachi wo Tsurete kita Tsuma is a doujin that understands that. It’s absurd, but in the best of ways because it’s believable. As you read this, know that somewhere in this floating ball of blue, someone’s living out this doujin.
My Wife Brought Her Friend! Production and Overall Comments
The other day, I read Paranoia Cage by Coolkyousinnjya, and the ero-mangaka in the story remarked that the shading in most ero-manga leaves much to be desired. I couldn’t agree more with that sentiment, even if I tried. But with bold lines, fluid strokes (pun intended), and hues that mirror the subtlety of dusk, Tachibana Omina can laugh in ojousama at lesser artists because of the stellar artwork in this magnum opus. Not all doujins are created equal, and in terms of entertainment value, I Can’t Get It Up Without Two Pairs of Big Breasts, So My Wife Brought Her Friend! It is a cut above most.
But even the best work of art means little if it doesn’t speak to you. Luckily, I have a vivid imagination, so I self-inserted into this hard … inserted … hard. And I had a thoroughly enjoyable time. However, it did cause me to ponder what I’d do in that situation. I don’t know about you, but if my girlfriend ever called me out the hentai I wiggle the jerky stick to, I’d have to reclaim the holy land to save my soul.
Likewise, if my girlfriend would tell me I could plow her friend, I’m not sure how I’d react. My soul would be happy, but my mind would cry that it was a trap. Yuuto, on the other hand, barely hesitated. And in a world of Bell-kuns that won’t jump on Freya, seeing that was like feeling the sun after a long winter. I’m confident you’ll feel the same way, so order I Can’t Get It Up Without Two Pairs of Big Breasts, So My Wife Brought Her Friend! here.
This Is Where I Try to Sell You Something
Say I tempted you to read My Wife Brought Her Friend! Say you enjoyed it, and you want more. Does J-List have the deal for you? We have the best deal, a once-in-a-lifetime deal. We have the official My Wife Brought Her Friend! onaholes in stock! You, too, for $52, can fill Sae and Emi’s beaver trap with your own beef log. We sell them individually, but why purchase them like that? Let me share some wisdom with you. Life’s too long to be happy, too short to be meaningful, but exactly long enough for you to buy two onaholes. Here’s where you can get Emi’s one, and here is where you can buy Sae’s version.
Both bring an acrylic stand of the voluptuous heroines and adhere to Japanese hygiene law no. 370. They’re 100% phthalate-free, which is good because you don’t want nasty chemicals around your fun zone. I’m not a doctor, but I’m sure having phthalate around that part gives you cancer. They’re rated a 3/5 in firmness, 4/5 in stimulation, and 3/5 for tightness, and include a bottle of lotion for use at no extra charge. Don’t feel like having a box with busty naked waifus delivered to your front door? Don’t sweat it, though, because we offer an onahole removal service to suit even the most stringent privacy needs. Note, however, that you won’t get the sexy retail box in the new box.
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