When you think of J-List, you might think of wacky snacks like Green Tea Kit Kat, or maybe our line of kanji T-shirts that say “Looking for a Japanese Girlfriend,” which (amazingly) supposedly work sometimes. Or if you’re on the perverted side, you might think of our “ecchi” products including onahole toys for male self pleasure. Because we get a lot of questions about what toys are good for first-time buyers, we decided to put together a proper First-Time Onahole Buyers’ Guide.
What is an Onahole?
I have a confession to make: I spent years thinking the word onahole came from onna (woman) and the English word “hole,” but a reader of this blog recently pointed out to me that the ona part refers to “onanie” （オナニー), a word for onanism (masturbation) that entered Japan through the German language in the 19th century. So onahole just means “masturbation hole” that guys use to relieve certain pressures that build up from time to time.
J-List sells more than 100 “dolphin polishers,” with a massive amount of variety. Toys that simulate sex with your favorite anime character. Or with a magical fairy. Or your school’s Student Council President. Or receiving a really special blow job. Or trying anal sex.
An Onahole Buyers’ Guide for Beginners
But this guide is a first-time onahole buyers’ guide, so we’re going to stick to products that are, we think, especially suited for inexperienced buyers trying out different products to see what they like.
Right off the bat, “beginner” onahole toys are generally going to be
- Cheap, costing $15 or less — less than the cheapest of dates with a real girl; and
- Slightly on the small side. If you’re of above average size, we recommend you look at other products, such as the Love Style 48 or this Girls und Panzer parody toy. (These are both review links.)
This is the Bride on the Wedding Night, a well-regarded toy from Toy’s Heart, one of our favorite companies. As all the onaholes we sell, it’s made in Japan (not China) and comes with starter lotion. Just $12, cheaper than a date at McDonald’s!
This is a cross-section of the Bride on the Wedding Night Inside toy. Each toy has a slightly different approach, giving you ridges or bumps or creases in different places. Being a toy that simulates a girl on her wedding night, expect it aim for the tightest fit of any of the products listed in this first-time onahole buyers’ guide.
This is what the outside of the Blow Job Under the Table Outside toy looks like. Note that if you’re looking for an outstanding fellatio experience, you might want to consider the F&F series instead (another review link).
This is definitely a fun toy that will give you hours of enjoyment Girlish Number! is an anime about three voice actresses trying to make it’s in Japan’s competitive seiyu world, and company went and made parody onaholes of all three girls, which is the Erotic Number! series.
This is the only non-budget onahole on this page, mainly to illustrate what features you can expect in higher-end, more expensive toys. This is the Sujiman Kupa Roa – Real Onahole by Magic Eyes, which we’ve been selling since the 2nd George W. Bush Presidency.
While the “starter” toys we have listed in this guide are on the smaller side, the Sujiman Kupa Roa is quite a bit larger, making it suitable for customers with larger equipment. You also get the bonus of the company’s great attention t o detail, with proper dark coloring inside, completely realistic labia major and minora, a G-spot right where it should be, and so on.
Enjoy these details of the Sujiman Kupa Roa. Makes you want to dress up like a gynecologist and play doctor. So, those are some of the differences between the lowest cost “starter” onaholes and the more trendy ones by companies like Magic Eyes. This toy is currently $38, for comparison. This is frankly the toy I use, and I recommend it highly.
All J-List adult orders are shipped in a discrete and careful manner, with no indication of any adult contents. Also, we have a new, higher level of privacy for you too: an Anonymous Shipping Service (A.S.S.) in which your order will be carefully repacked in generic packaging, with the outer box removed.