Tejina-Senpai — Episode 2

Assistant-kun spends more time with Senpai and learns something surprising about the Magic Club.

Hmm.

I wondered if there was going to be a seasonal story arc for Tejina-Senpai with so many little vignettes inside a short anime, and that shot of the make-shift sign for the Magic Club was all the hint we needed. Senpai needs to get the band together. The shocking truth of the Magic Club was that there was no Magic Club!

I really liked Senpai’s answer about this revelation to Assistant-kun, that he had been fooled into doing a lot more work for this unofficial club, “It’s not fraud. It’s magic!” Exactly right. Assistant-kun just wanted to join a club to fulfill the school’s mandatory club requirement and coast through. That’s not happening any more. Now if Senpai could only do magic tricks as well as she ran a long con on a first-year high school student, she’d probably have an easier time in getting more club members.

Speaking of Assistant-kun, he actually nodded to the audience that Senpai gives him a lot of eye candy and that he wouldn’t say no if she pushed him down. However, Assistant-kun is also an observant and pragmatic dude. From what he’s seen so far, Senpai only has magic on her brain and some unjustified stubborn pride about appearing competent at it. With that possibility of romance dashed, the audience can get on with the comedy in Tejina-Senpai and just enjoy the anticipation of how the clumsy Senpai will accidentally show her sexy body.

Heh.

1st Chapter – “Senpai Bends.”

Aw. Tejina-senpai eats alone. And she’s so happy to see Assistant-kun! If she could just stop trying to do magic for a few moments…

Okay. Spoon bending! Let’s go! There’s got to be a story about the French “non, non” she uses. Something is French in her backstory. Nice. Red glasses. The Laws of Physics have abandoned her! Assistant-kun saw this coming. He didn’t see her knock over a bottle, though.

Ahaha! Hot sauce will make your “asshole die!” Oh, that will fool Assistant-kun. Hypnotism! If she used another pair of body parts, that might have worked. Just sayin’.

Admirable. She still tries to keep the “trick” going even though she knows Assistant-kun wasn’t fooled. Oh, that’s spicy! The hot curry too!

2nd Chapter – “Impenetrable Senpai.”

Well, let’s see how badly Tejina-senpai messes up putting a coin in a cup.

I don’t understand. Senpai has such fancy colorful bras, but her panties are plain white. Is she clumsy in dressing herself too? That’s such a nice view… Oy, oy. No talk of turgidity, please. Ha! Nice ruler, Assistant-kun!

Assistant-kun, don’t even think that she’s doing it on purpose! That way leads to madness! Misunderstandings and vague context is the key to Japanese humor. She’s putting on a show just for him. Yeah, she is! A magical panty-flashing show!

Yay! Succubus sighting from the playing cards in the end credits. That would be nice if it happened in the Tejina-Senpai, but that’s what doujins are for. Let’s watch porn! I mean, magic trick videos! Senpai is so pure.

3rd Chapter – “Senpai Shifts Responsibility”

Ah. The furry prop that gets stuck in Tejina-senpai’s boobs. Bahamut, now Behemoth! Behemoth is pretty pervy for a cloth-covered spring. Assistant-kun feels his pain for trying to climb a dangerous peak. Twin Peaks!

Bad form! Blaming the puppet for bad magic. And there’s your crush fetish quota for the week… Behemoth-kun, RIP. She’s not sad, she’s mad at the puppet!

4th Chapter – “Stinky Magical Lady”

Senpai tries to do magic in public for some kids at the park. This goes about as well as you’d expect. Poor kids. The youngest one is the most devastating in her assessment: “She’s boring.”

Kids are so great. They’re optimistic to see Assistant-kun try magic.

Senpai is going on the “stinky magical lady” path. Of course she is. It’s interesting that the kids are calling her “lady” instead of “big sister.” Do they think she looks a little too mature considering her proportions?

Oh no. She’s going to do a quick change trick. “The Lewd Magical Lady!” Lucky cape… The kids continue to be unimpressed. Assistant-kun knows Nintendo 3DS! He’s popular and helpful.

Wait! Why did she take off her underwear for this trick? Senpai, no! Oh, so now her panties match her fancy bra, but never while she’s wearing them. This show is such a tease! So, is the “Black Cape Flasher” rumor better than “The Stinky Magical Lady” rumor?

5th Chapter – “Senpai Gets Serious”

Club recruitment is over. Assistant-kun needs to make a commitment. Senpai won’t take no for an answer. Yandere Senpai! Yes, Assistant-kun, you are that sponge bunny. You’ll touch some fun parts of Senpai, but that’s as far as you’ll go.

She never had an official club! We knew that from the sign attached to the Chemistry Prep Room, though.

Good answer. It’s not fraud. It’s magic! Assistant-kun’s hopes of an easy-going high school life are gone now. Next time, we’re going to have to start meeting all these other people.