J-List offers some of the most realistic adult toys from Japan. Could we combine a bunch of them to make the perfect AI-powered anime waifu?
Yes, yes, we can.
Halloween is fast becoming a distant memory, but that doesn’t mean we can’t put on a lab coat, mess up our hair, and cackle like madmen. Prepare the lightning conductor, Igor. We have an AI-powered anime waifu to bring to life. Mwahahaha… (deep breath)… hahaha (and so on, for an inappropriately long time).
Perfect by Design
What is your perfect anime waifu like? Is she serious or silly? What does she look like? Does she have pink hair or red? Is she a meganekko glasses-wearing vixen? Short? Tall? Thicc? Whatever your preference — anime and manga are full of examples of every personality and body type. As for me, I could use a skater maid to help with the household chores and perfect my ollies. I have simple needs.
Using AI and robotics to create anime waifus is the stuff of cutting-edge research. That’s important to remember if you ever start questioning our work here, Igor. Bandai Namco constructed a talking anime head (named Mirai Komachi) before the world went AI-crazy. Gundam fans might have heard of the Archax, a real-world mecha suit. That has been in the works for years, too. I hope it was built for a real-life Deunan Knute (Appleseed’s fire starter would take on Ghost in the Shell’s Major Kusanagi any day). I’m sure I don’t need to mention Hatsune Miku or your growing collection of AI-generated porn, either. The time of the AI-powered anime waifu is now. Let’s get started.
A Brain Full of Heart
Getting any AI chat tool to play the part of your waifu is easy enough if you can get past the creepy Air Doll (2019) vibes. That movie, directed by Kore-eda Hirokazu, features the Pinocchio-esque story of a sex doll who becomes a real woman. How do you tell when something is authentic, and can you walk through the uncanny valley unscathed? For science, Igor!
I had a chat with ChatGPT about the possibility of some light roleplay. Here’s how it went:
Me: Hey ChatGPT, can you be my silly anime waifu?
ChatGPT: Certainly! \(^_^)/ How can I assist you today, senpai? (Note: I’m an AI language model and don’t have a physical form, but I can certainly play along with a fun and light-hearted roleplay!)
Me: Wow, nice apron. The guy over there, holding the big lever, is Igor.
ChatGPT-chan: Arigatou gozaimasu! (Thank you!) Hello, Igor-san with the big lever! (＾▽＾) What mischief are we getting up to today?
Me: Woah, easy. I’m a happily married man. Can we keep this about the dishes, please? How many plates are we replacing today?
ChatGPT-chan: Gomen nasai! (I’m sorry!) No need for mischief here. Let’s keep it wholesome! As for the dishes, we’ve got a mountain of them to tackle. How many plates are on the replacement list, Igor-san? (^_^)/
Me: ChatGPT-chan, can you henshin into a powerful mecha. Godzilla is at the window.
ChatGPT-chan: Henshin time! \(^o^)/
*Transforms into a powerful mecha with flashy lights and epic music* Fear not, senpai! ChatGPT-chan Mecha Mode is here to protect you from Godzilla’s mighty roars. Let’s save the day together!
Okay, But Hypothetically…
It’s No Nut November, but we can still Frankenstein an anime waifu together from different parts because Christmas is coming! Like mashing the Fetish — I Love Oneesan’s Armpits armpit and boob toy and the Tsubaki Miyajima hip toy together. We even have a left and right foot, thanks to O-Uso. I foresee a future where we swap out “upgrades” to produce any companion when we want them. My anime skater maid can have dishwashing hands and skateboarding feet.
But to what should we connect this collection of hardware? A robotic frame? A moving Lego rig powered by a Raspberry Pi? A 3D-printed skeleton using Gal aroma-infused plastic? We have the technology; we can build her.
Theory crafting your dream AI-powered anime waifu is a fun project. Keep the ideas flowing in the comments below or on our favorite virtual hangouts, Facebook, Twitter, or Discord.
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