Did you watch the first episode of Does It Count If I Lose My Virginity to an Android? I certainly did, and seeing Nadeshiko spread her legs and expose her private parts gave me a fever! Lamentably, it’s not a fever that cowbell can remedy, but I don’t have an eroppoi android gunning for my chastity. All I could do was scream, “It should have been me!” And since I’m renowned for my empathy, I knew weebs around the world felt the same. But what could I do to remedy the situation? I don’t have tight sex bots to send to J-List followers. But, I can sell you onaholes! And if you use your imagination, you can pretend those are whatever you want them to be!
Golden Week has arrived in Japan, and J-List is celebrating with an extra-awesome sale for you! Through May 13st, you can get 15% off all in-stock items shipping from Japan. Just think of the amazing stress-relief toys, ero lotion, or hentai manga you can pick up. No code to enter, just start browsing here!
Enjoy a New Year with a New Onahole
Is there a bigger (legal) hentai dream than sleeping with sisters or getting your oyakodon trophy? Without a doubt, that’s something that a lot of guys have thought about in their lives. But much like getting a childhood friend who willingly shows you her panties, those are pleasures reserved for a lucky few. The rest of us have to content ourselves with being background characters. Or at least that was the case until Enjoy Toys gave us their double non-penetrative onahole line!
I hear you asking, “But what’s a non-penetrative onahole?” Allow me to welcome you to Kashou’s sex toy paradise, or setopara … para … neko … Nekopara!
If an onahole has a hole at both ends, it’s a penetrative onahole. If it only has a hole, it’s non-penetrative. But if it has three holes, congratulations, you’ve found the onahole of destiny. And for $24, you can get some of the J-List store’s best-selling onaholes, Enjoy Toys’ Double’s Mother and Daughter Hole, or the Elder Sister and Younger Sister Hole.
The Elder Sister and Younger Sister Hole features two distinct insertion points! One mimics a slutty nee-san, and the other is, to put it in more gentlemanly terms, “untouched lands.” For maximum satisfaction, the little sister hole spirals and is lined with deep grooves and studs. At the same time, the nee-san hole has a roomier, but more comfortable feel, lined with soft tips.
Double’s Mother and Daughter Hole are roomier onaholes, but they’re still magic! The daughter hole has various grip points that will squeeze every ounce out of you. The mom hole mirrors those dreaded hentai line censors. But the grooves mold to your shape. I don’t do MILFs. But I’ve been told that feeling is what makes them so intoxicating.
Get Them While They’re Hot
2025 was two weeks ago, and 2026 is already an unprecedented time. I can’t assure you of much, but I can promise you this year is going to be wild. That means you need stability and comfort. You need the comfort that comes with banging two sisters, or maybe the kind that comes from a mom and daughter leg locking you. But most people reading this can’t get that, so get an onahole instead. Go and buy the Enjoy Toys’ Double Mother and Daughter Hole or the Elder Sister and Younger Sister Hole.
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Golden Week has arrived in Japan, and J-List is celebrating with an extra-awesome sale for you! Through May 13st, you can get 15% off all in-stock items shipping from Japan. Just think of the amazing stress-relief toys, ero lotion, or hentai manga you can pick up. No code to enter, just start browsing here!
