We’re a hop away from pool weather, and figure maker Solarain is cashing in on that with their Steins;Gate swimsuit figures! Featuring Kurisu, Mayuri, and Suzuha in “beach episode” clothes, these are necessities for Steins;Gate fans, or bishoujo figure collectors.
Let’s be frank — we’re living in difficult times. We get new tariffs and pointless AI add-ons, and HIDIVE went back to censoring anime booba. To quote that one Jesus-loving hobo who always hangs out on the corner of my street, “There’re dark days ahead.” But you can bring positivity into your future by preordering one of the Steins;Gate swimsuit figures! Expected to ship in May of next year, each of these kawaii figures will drain your wallet of 150 life points ($).
Yuan Yuan Xiao designed the color production for all these PVC/ABS 1/7 scale figures. Youroppa-ken sculpted them. All three figures include a base with a beach motif and the heroine’s name.
The Steins;Gate Swimsuit Figures — Krrrrriiiiissstiiiinnaaaaa Has It Going On
We start with the heroine everyone’s statistically likely to get, the elegant Kurisu Makise. I can assure you that this figure will not disappoint her stans. The genius red-headed tsundere knows how to get looks her way, and her posture and semi-vacant expression beckon you. Kurisu’s soft lavender swimsuit and pool float pair elegantly with her smooth, pale skin. This figure has a gentleness to it that’s impossible to overlook.
While none of these Steins;Gate swimsuit figures fall on the lewd side, they are still playfully attractive. A time when men would put chisel to stone to capture the beauty that Kurisu radiates in this figure. Seriously, Kurisu in this swimsuit is as pleasant to look at as a starry night sky. One day, a future civilization will find one of these figures and know the people who built it were cultured beyond belief. I mean, look at her little tie and zip-up bra. That’s adorable.
The Kurisu Makise Swimsuit Figure stands at 9.4” (24 cm). You can preorder her figure here.
Mayuri’s Figure Screams “Playful Summer Day”
Everyone wants a loving friend to keep you sane — everyone wants a Mayuri. And her relaxed and affable nature shines in her Steins;Gate swimsuit figure! From her pose to her smile, Mayuri’s aura is positively calming.
This figure has a nostalgic vibe with her polka-dot bra, shorts, and inflatable Upa that reminds you of carefree summer days. I never thought of Mayuri as a lewdable character, so I never realized how sexy she is.
Anyone who stans her and is a fan of her looks will definitely enjoy this figure. This Steins;Gate swimsuit figure will excite you when you get it. With tough times ahead, we all need comfort — this figure provides just that. At 11.4″ (29 cm), the Mayuri Shiina Swimsuit figure is the tallest. You can enjoy her height by preordering her here!
The Steins;Gate Swimsuit Figures — Suzuha Makes Me Feel Things
Unlike Mayuri, Suzuha falls into my “lewd excessively” category. That may sound like cringe horniness, but can you blame me? All that future warfare has Suzuha looking fit AF, and the sporty, tactic-cool bikini she’s rocking makes her all the more appealing.
General Butt Naked used to storm enemy positions in the nude because he believed it granted him protection from bullets. Think what you want about that, but the dude survived the Liberian Civil War. Suzuha should learn from him, ditch her raggedy clothes, and fight with a converted water gun and her sporty bikini. Hell, a xenomorph could charge me, and if Suzuha was prancing behind it in this bikini, I wouldn’t even run. I’m so infatuated with Suzuha’s looks that whenever Planet of Zeus’s “Little Deceiver,” I think of her.
While I admit that Kurisu’s figure is the most eye-drawing, Suzuha’s has a certain smugness — and smugness is good. The Suzuha swimsuit figure is a whole 10.2″ (26 cm) of peak bishoujo merch, and you should preorder this Steins;Gate swimsuit figure here.
What’s Steins;Gate About?
Green jelly bananas, a microwave that can time warp, hot waifus, and “el psy kongroo” (or, as the Australians say, “le sus kangaroo”) — Steins;Gate has it all. Following self-described mad scientist and certified chuunibyou Rintaro Okabe, Steins;Gate is what Japan gives us when they turn the amp to eleven.
When Rintaro attends a conference on time travel, he assumes it will be a pleasant day of adding folds to his brain. But Rintaro must navigate a divergent world when that outing throws him and his friends into a conspiracy.
Did you know J-List has a long love story with Steins;Gate? Peter-senpai was elemental to bringing the Steins;Gate visual novel to the West! You can read about that here and here! And don’t forget to order one of the Steins;Gate swimsuit figures here. We also have plenty more Steins;Gate and Nitroplus goodies in stock and available as preorders. It’s a solid idea to start stockpiling anime figures before they’re priced out of most people’s range or shipments to the US stop. Think that’s hyperbole? I hate to be the one to break it to you, but Good Smile Company has already closed their preorders to US customers. If you live outside the US, let your American friends know they’re feeling what the rest of the world felt when Funimation and HIDIVE blocked us out.
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