Some of my fondest childhood memories are of listening to fairy tales my parents read to me. Back then, I could enjoy those tales because I was young and filled with hope and wonder. Now I’m filled with horniness and pessimism. But thanks to these sexually charged Asanagi Red Riding Hood figures by Hobby Sakura and Lovely, I can relive my childhood love for fairy tales, albeit with way more tiddies.
The Big Bad Wolf
I never understood why the wolf in Red Riding Hood was a villain. All it wanted to do was eat someone, and that’s what wolves do. Speaking of wolves eating people, I’d 100% let this world eat me. Based on an illustration by Asagani, this wolf girl’s whole demeanor exudes naughty thoughts. So tempting is this wolf girl that if I were a married man, she’d be why my wife would get NTRed. Little Red Riding Hood once told the wolf in her story, “What large hands you have.” The wolf replied, “The better to hug you with.” I remarked to this wolf girl how large her chest was, and she told me it’s better to (can’t say that in a Christian manga).
This figure is so provocative that merely looking at it makes me want to sin. Her face screams, “I promise you, I bite.” With a chest mightier than Everest and thighs barely held in place by her stockings, this figure is ecchi perfection. With striking blue eyes, braids in her wild obsidian hair, alluring fangs, and cast-off capabilities, the figure is worth every cent of the $299 price tag. We expect to ship this 1/5, 8.3″ (20.5 cm) scale in October 2025. Place your preorder here.
The Asanagi Red Riding Hood Figure by Hobby Sakura and Lovely
I don’t remember Little Red Riding Hood having fangs or looking like she’d smash a shota, but this version of her has those qualities, so that’s a YAY! With a face that blends mischievous and slutty and a pose that’s meant to excite, this figure is a must-have for ecchi aficionados. The 1/5 scale, 8.1″ (21 cm) figure, like its wolf-girl counterpart, is based on an illustration by Asanagi.
Much like it’s impossible to count all the grains of sand on a beach, it’s equally impossible to fully describe this waifu’s voluptuousness. This figure’s waist is the only thing one could classify as “little.” Her chest is so big that if she fell on you, she would break some of your ribs. Now let’s talk about her butt. It’s so majestic, so magnificently enticing, that I’d like to bring my hand down on it like God brought down his wrath on Sodom and Gomorrah. The Asanagi Red Riding Hood figure retails for $299 and will ship in October 2025. You can preorder her here.
These Asanagi Red Riding Hood Figures Are Cast-off Capable
Based on the images I’m using, I shouldn’t have to mention that these figures are cast-off capable. This means you can remove parts of the figure’s clothing to reveal their fun parts. If you’re looking for more fairy tale fun we also stock Bavel Comic’s fully colored Fifteen Ikinuki Fairy Tales doujin.
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