Lynne finds a magical artifact in the nearby forest that leads the Strike Witches on a big and bouncy adventure.
Episode 7 – “They Go Boing-Boing”
Hmm.
Strike Witches’s bodacious zombie movie should have timed itself for Halloween, but it still had a glancing connection to Yoshika’s magic pressure problem. It also reminded us of Yoshika’s fixation with large breasts, which is a big reason (or two big reasons!) why Lynne is her best friend. Strike Witches makes the case that Yoshika needs long doses of chest power, but whether that’s a fun plot point or a serious one is a question the anime will answer later.
The boob-based episode sings the praises of fertile, firm female mammaries. They’re hypnotic. They contain magic power. They’re magnetic in drawing your attention. Bigger is always better. And breasts beat out Neuroi of the Week for bringing all the Strike Witches together.
Heh.
Uh oh. Yoshika’s trouble with magic pressure isn’t over yet. I think it’s time for Lynne to take over healing Yoshika’s magic problem for good. Lynne paraphrases the doctors in that Yoshika has a magic source and pressure problem. The Strike Witch fixed her pressure problem with conscious focus, but she hasn’t fixed her source problem yet, which can drop to zero, leaving her nothing to modulate the pressure.
Lynne tries hunting for medicinal herbs in the forest but finds a sculpture that looks like a huge breast with a nipple on top to my dirty mind. Let’s gloss over what a Japanese shakouki-doguu mashed up with a fertility goddess is doing in a Dutch forest. Terrible. Lucchini says the clay idol has bigger boobs than Perrine. Lucchini shouldn’t talk.
Okay, Lucchini should talk. That idol made her boobs bigger. That’s right! Yoshika loves big boobs! She’s our special little lady and a true hero of culture in Strike Witches. There are so many things going on! Yoshika’s magic sprang out. Oppai is the source of all power! Shirley and Perrine have been through this stuff before. Shizuka is “earning her wings” in Yoshika’s boob related magical adventures. She’s in for a treat. The audience is too! And now Lucchini talks like a monkey. Kekekeke. The clay idol is moving around too.
Ah. Strike Witches magical oppai farce begins now. Possessed Lucchini jumped on Shizuka. No touching here. Next comes Sanya. Eila feels betrayed. Kekekeke. This gag comedy writing is great. Eila’s reaction callback is top notch. How does Eila understand this gibberish? Boob expansion spreads like a virus! Sanya made Eila grow. Kekekeke. Bah. Lynne calls it a curse, but it’s a blessing to the audience! Lynne has a plan: break that idol!
The eye catches cover Yoshika’s broken magic pipe and Yoshika barely controlling herself over Lynne’s bared chest. Strike Witches loves its fans!
Yoshika’s weapon of choice for breaking a clay statue is a frying pan. Perrine got the hoe! Har. Booblucchini offers “fertility” to Shirley too. She’s got a full tank, though. Ouch. They’ve been sagging lately. Bigger is better! The comedy timing is so good! That idol is stronger than a frying pan! Shakekekeke.
Who’s the next victim on Strike Witches’ House of Oppai Horrors? Sanya and Eila chase Perrine and Lynne. This fanservice show has us covered coming and going. A flashback to the first season and celestial rays of censorship! Perrine’s flat justice serves Sanya and Eila um, er, justice. Oh no. Perrine received a stray grope during her tackle. It’s like a zombie or vampire movie. Shizuka sacrificed herself to buy time for Yoshika and Lynne. I’m sure she just wanted to experience having big boobs for a little while.
Oh man. Strike Witches will give Minna bigger boobs too. What a blessing! Obviously, this is a farce zombie movie episode, but shouldn’t there have been a general alarm about an intruder on base before Trude and Hartmann complained about dinner being late? Oh Minna, in her burgundy underwear… I’m dying. Thank you so much, Strike Witches, for this wonderful episode. Trude is so harsh! Erica knows something is wrong because Perrine and Sanya have bigger boobs that she does. Trude claims that they always have! Ahahaha! Ach. Erica just wanted bigger boobs too. This is comedy gold!
Strike Witches is a pure zombie horror movie farce now. That idol is stronger than Trude’s fist of justice. Wow, Minna’s bouncy boobs are obnoxious. Trude was the last victim the idol needed. Yoshika and Lynne are the only sane ones left. Well, Yoshika is still crazy for feeling up boobs. Yoshika’s “reasoning” isn’t far-fetched for using magic to “heal” the oppai curse like an illness, but Lynne is a pure, pure girl. Hahahaha! Of course, the boob zombies interrupted Yoshika getting to second base with Lynne.
This pagan fertility ritual in Nederland makes me laugh. It’s like the mummy’s curse affecting archeologists before a museum exhibit opening. And Yoshika got a face full of Lynne’s oppai. Her magic tank should be full up now, right? Aw. She’s empty again. Boobs are scary, yes. Lynne had enough. Sniped it! Lynne knows boobs aren’t scary. Preach!
Strike Witches debriefing. Eila is Sanya’s number one fan. Yoshika became the “priestess” because she opened the clay pot holding the idol. What would have happened if all that oppai magic power ended up in Yoshika through that ritual? Shirley explains Yoshika got her magic back because she just was excited over touching boobs. Time for Lynne to take one for the team.
Next time, it looks like we’re back to Neuroi of the Week.
Strike Witches Road to Berlin streams on Crunchyroll and VRV.
