I hate hospitals. Unless I’m unresponsive and at death’s door, you can’t force me to check myself into a hospital. About two years ago, I almost gave up the ghost. Yet, despite my doctor’s pleading, I signed a discharge form and waddled home like a crack-addled penguin. My dislike of hospitals doesn’t stem from toxic masculinity; it stems from antisocial tendencies. However, I wouldn’t be as adverse to hospitals if a nurse as erotic as the one featured in the FREEing Mia 1/4 figure worked there.
FREEing’s B-Style Mia 1/4 figure — An Ero-nurse a Day, Doesn’t Keep the Horny Away.
I’d like to think that there’s someone at FREEing always telling illustrators and sculptors that their work needs to be hornier. After all, horny figures are something FREEing is well known for. Be it with horny bunny girls, maids in lingerie, or ero-nurses — they frequently exceed my expectations, and the Mia 1/4 figure is no exception.
Based on an illustration by Ikomochi, this B-style figure is quaintly erotic. Since the sexual revolution of the 1960s, specific everyday attire has entered the hallowed halls of eroticism. Of those, nurse outfits hold a special place in the libido of many a soul. And those souls will delight in getting their hands on the FREEing Mia 1/4 figure!
This is a whole 16.2 inches (36 cm) of castoff capable sexiness! Her outfit (excluding her gloves, hat, and thigh highs) is actually removable fabric. So, not only can you enjoy a kawaii silver-haired nurse, you can also lewd her! But before we get to the lewding, let me admire the beauty of the SFW version of this figure. Mia’s white fishnet stockings beautifully cradle her long legs. Her pose and the little details of her outfit, like her choker and the yellow crosses, give her a playful onee-san vibe. While her outfit is lewd enough to get the blood pumping, it’s not enough to be obscene. Sure, to quote Kazuya-kun from KanoKari, it lets you see her “WMD ass.” But, that occasionally happens with any skirt, so it’s still shy of being R18.
But What If It Were R18?
Something I vehemently dislike about castoff figures is their durability. Even when a figure looks robust and feels sturdy, it’s prone to cracking a year or two later. But FREEing circumvented that issue by giving the Mia 1/4 figure an outfit made of cloth. Revealing her god-tier body is as simple as undoing a button! And if you thought Mia was alluring with her clothes on, wait until you see her in nothing but fishnet gartered thigh highs, and a thong that looks like it’s struggling to keep her ass in check.
I’m not a fan of big oppai. Hell, after an E cup I find them off-putting, but if you give me a sexy PAWG (Phat Ass White Girl) I’m among the happiest men in the world, and the Mia 1/4 figure is precisely that. I know that plenty of J-List followers also love their PAWGs. So, if you’re one of them, click that “add to cart” button, spot us $340, and we’ll send you the sexy nurse of your dreams!
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