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What Japanese think of foreigners who learn their language, odd ways to get cell phone customers, and American politics seen through Japanese eyes

Peter Payne by Peter Payne
17 years ago
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I’m often asked what the Japanese think of foreigners who go out of their way to learn the language. I guess the idea is that Japan, with its long and unique history that included 250 years of isolation from the rest of the world, might not always be happy that “foreign barbarians” are taking in their linguistic secrets. I’ve found that nothing could be further from the truth, and by and large, Japanese are always pleased to meet a foreigner who has learned their language. Most of them have gotten over the silly idea that Japanese is the most difficult language in the world, and they can even handle the idea of “white boy” foreigners being able to write kanji. Popular variety shows often include a token Japanese-bilingual foreigner who can make witty banter with the other “talents” and add a bit of spice to the show. Some of the more interesting guests include godfather of gaijin Dave “dyes his hair blonde, ha-ha” Spector, the attractive former model Caiya, and Wikki-san, a Sri Lankan who studied so hard he got into Tokyo University using the test that normal students take (not the easier one for us foreigners). Of course there is one downside to learning “too much” Japanese, that more than few gaijin out there will back me up on, I’m sure. It seems that the more nihongo you know, the less mysterious and attractive you can seem to some members of the fairer gender, and I’ve known foreigners who spoke less Japanese than I do to be more popular with girls than me (although YMMV, of course). Since this phenomenon doesn’t seem to have an official name, I’ll christen it Peter’s Inverse Law of Japanese Learning and see if the label sticks.

Well, the U.S. elections are over, and the dust has been settling all week long. American politics are covered closely in Japan, as they are all over the world, and once again I got a strange out-of-body “gaijin experience” watching the coverage in the local language, not unlike the bizarreness of seeing an American football game with sportscasters giving the play-by-play in Japanese. America’s system of government is quite unique in the world, and isn’t well understood by most people here, so there was plenty of explanation about how the various aspects of our system works. In Japan, elections called immediately after, say, a vote of no confidence by the Diet, or the Prime Minister dissolving the Diet himself, as he did when he ran into opposition to his privatization of the post office last year. Only familiar with this system, my Japanese father-in-law mistakenly though the election meant a immediate change in President, which would have been the case here.

The decision to allow cell phone users to take their phone numbers with them when they change carriers has had a big effect on the industry, with Japan’s “big three” phone companies trying to take market share away from each other. Mammoth NTT DoCoMo has the largest piece of Japan’s multibillion portable phone industry, and they’re under attack by rivals who are daring to actually compete head to head with them. Newly christened Softbank/Yahoo hired the sexy Cameron Diaz to pimp their new phones, which worked so well that the company had to stop taking new applications, as their system was quickly getting overloaded. But it was AU by KDDI that stole the most users away from competitors, grabbing 200,000 new customers in two weeks by directly touting their leadership in customer satisfaction. However, their choice of a hip rock song by the Stones for their commercials was a little odd, since “I can’t get no…satisfaction” has the opposite meaning from what they seem to think it does — which tells you how carefully Japanese listen to song lyrics. This reminds me of the time I went to a friend’s wedding and they were playing “Alone Again, Naturally” by Gilbert O’Sullivan, basically the last song you’d ever expect to hear at such a setting.

You may have noticed those phone straps that we sell on J-List. These are “netsuke” (net-TSOO-keh), a Japanese tradition that started out as hand-carved good luck charms carried on the end of a draw-string money bags back in the Edo Period. When portable electronic gadgets like cell phones came along, Japanese adapted these traditional cute objects for the modern age, attaching them to just about anything from cameras to keys to Nintendo DS and Sony PSP. Today we’ve got some attractive “Kimono Netsuke” on the site, in a variety of colors and styles, with a single beautiful printed on each.

We’re big fans of Dan Kim, creator of the many quality webcomics over at Clone Army. In addition to his “serious” works like Penny Tribute and Kanami, he does hilarious parody comics his classic take on the relationship between Sakura and Tomoyo from the CLAMP anime, called Tomoyo42’s Room. Check out a great tribute to his creative works with two new shirts we’ve just released, a standard size and fitted girl’s cap sleeve, featuring his great art.

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